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The police story is fucking golden dude! I'm kinda torn between both sides of it though. I'm near Chicago, and I can say that EVERYONE goes at least 5 miles above the speed limit unless its like a school zone. Police do have a quota, its 80 tickets a month. And I have to agree with slips on that point, policing like that isn't about keeping us safe, its about business. There's no money to be made from capturing a murderer or rapist, but plenty to be made by pulling over "speeders". My friend got a ticket for going one mile an hour above the speed limit. #neveracopwhenyouneedone