Mouth of the Illuminati
It's time ladies and gentlemen. It's time that you all owe me an apology for selling me this farce of Wonder Woman being top 5. Ever since the fall of Superman, people have felt that this “Princess” has been top 5 for several reasons. Carl “Perfect Legend” White has been quoted saying “This bitch is broke,” and “all of her strings are plus as fuck.” Our favorite community poster Mario Sako has stated something along the lines of “Listen dooood, Wander Wooman is top 5. She goes even with this broke rush-down Martian Manhunter.” The British Rebelo himself Foxy Grandpa (in 16bit’s voice) with famous quotes like "WoWo is the Kaybal of Injustice, you just don't knoww" and “down 3 what you gonna do aboout it.” He also claims that WoWo goes even with the dreaded fish king because he goes even with Tom Brady … online … across the Atlantic Ocean.
Now before you all apologize, let me just say that I have nothing but respect for all of the Wonder Woman players out there. They have been constantly told throughout this games life that their character is top 5. This is basically saying that they all suck, which I don’t approve of. SoCal’s Amazonian Queen, Filipino Man was by far the most successful WoWo (top 8 UFGT, top 16 MLG and EVO). But even a top Street Fighter player wasn’t able to prove to me, that WoWo is a worthy of the top 5 stature. He recently provided us with a matchup chart that was mostly reasonable besides a few noticeable things (Doomsday 7-3? Really?)
But this is beside the point, with EVO 2014 now finished; I have been proven right with what I was saying all along. My all caps mindless banter in stream chat was proven true and it’s finally time for you Wonder Woman upplayers to hold that. Her frame traps are a bill. Her midscreen oki is a bill. Her tiara is a bill. Her face looks like a horse. Her lackeys look like they are mentally deficient. What more needs to be said? Is she top 10? Probably. But arguments could be made that she could not be. We will see.
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