Johnny Cage: You sure up for this, pal? You don't look particularly fit.
Me: Hey, I take swimming lessons three times a week, you jackass!
Johnny Cage: Oh, so that gives you a chance.
Noob: Raiden is a fool for pitting you against me.
Me: I KNOW! I told him and he wouldn't have it!
Noob: The Darkness will consume you now.
Me: Oh- it's the DJ skin - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!
Sub-Zero: ThE LiN-KuEi WilL NoT ToLeRaTe -
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Me: General, Mr. Cage asked me to ask you to train me.
Sonya: On the floor and give me twenty.
Me: Yes, Mistress.
Jax: You gotta be kidding me.
Me: Yeah, I'll be lucky if I last a heartbeat.
Jax: (smiles) We'll toughen you up, man.
Baraka: Tarkata torr raka farkata!
Me: Gamiesai esi kai olo sou to soi.
Baraka: ... hrr, I had no idea not understanding your opponent was so irritating.
Scorpion: I sense no evil in you.
Me: Does this mean I'll live?
Scorpion: Depends on how you fight.
Cassie: Ah - a newbie!
Me: 'Newbie?' What is this, a chatroom?
Cassie: In ten seconds, you'll wish it was.
Kabal: Think you can follow my moves?
Me: I'll be lucky if I see where my first organ will fly to.
Kabal: Smart man.
Shang Tsung: I have no use for a weak soul as yours.
Me: Good, because I wasn't selling it.
Shang Tsung: My pets, on the other hand ...
Fujin: Welcome, Earthrealmer.
Me: Who are you? No seriously, I don't remember seeing you around here.
Fujin: ... this is all your fault, Raiden.
Me: Jarek says hi.
Kano: Who?
Me: Exactly.
Raiden: Time for your daily workout, Nickolaidas.
Me: Is this a funny way of saying 'torture', Lord Raiden?
Raiden: Do not mistake me for Shinnok, young one.
Me: Do you have dialogue?
Doomguy: ...
Me: Well, that was a waste of a slot.
Me: I'm a huge fan.
The Joker: Aaw ... trying to get on my good side?
Me: You don't have one.
Me: I have ZERO idea who you are and what makes you tick.
Spawn: You're about to find about.
Me: That sounded ... a lot more sexy than it should.
Sheeva: Have you ever encountered a woman with four arms before, Earthrealmer?
Me: I've never encountered a woman before, period.
Sheeva: Nor will you ever need to, after this fight.
Liu Kang: I sense a restless spirit within you.
Me: It won't rest until I forget the last four episodes of Game of Thrones.
Liu Kang: Only Kombat will bring you peace.
D'Vorah: You will make good food for the Hive.
Me: What? Those skinny old things? I can barely lift anything with them.
D'Vorah: This One referred to your belly.
Me: Hsu Hao also says hi.
Kano: And who's THAT prick?
Me: Exactly.
Kotal Khan: Praise the Sun!
Me: OOOOOOH, UMBASA!
Kotal Khan: No, we're not doing this.
