Art Lean
Noob
Hear me out... granted I've had a few tins of beer, but this has come to me like a profound enlightenment as my cans of Boddingtons expand my mind.
I propose that MK11 is actually the sleaziest MK yet.
Yes, all you NRS games-designers who are proudly boasting how empowering the game is towards women, how much it heightens their equality and doesn't put their bodies on show like prime-cut meat at a butcher's shop... I would actually argue that you've inadvertently made the sleaziest MK yet.
How, you may ask? Well, hear me out...
... because MK11 is the first one that's made us basically "pay for sex".
And what's sleazier than that?
What's Frost's most sexualised outfit? Her Lin Kuei uniform that shows off an ass so tight you can bounce 50 pence pieces off it. How do you get it? Pay money for Aftermath during pre-order, or pay money/krystals from the premium store.
Who's the biggest slut with the most revealing outfits in the game? Sindel. How do you get her? Paid DLC.
Who has the highest angled bikini line with an intro that shows off her ass in such a scene-stopping way to really make you stop and think about what you've just been blessed with witnessing? Sheeva. How do you get her? Paid DLC (Aftermath or store).
What are Jade's most revealing outfits? MK2 ninja and the witch. How do you get them? Paid DLC.
What are Skarlet's most revealing outfits? MK2 ninja and Kold War (or let's be honest here, cyber goth Front 242 fetish slut). How do you get them? Paid DLC.
What's Kitana's most revealing outfit? MK2 ninja. How do you get it? Paid DLC.
What is Cassie's most revealing outfit? Her jacketless workout gear (with VPL, no less). How do you get it? Paid DLC (Aftermath or store).
What's Sonya's most revealing and figure-hugging outfit? MK3 workout gear. How do you get it? Paid DLC. Note she also has visible nipple bumps in her Sarah Connor skin pack too. How do you get it... you guessed it, paid DLC.
Inadvertently they've turned MK11 into a sleazy porno VHS store that would have the regular movies out front, "but the good stuff's in the back" at the invitation of the manager.
No the outfits in this game aren't anywhere near the stripper levels of MK Conquest or MK9, however in a weird way you could almost say MK11 operates like an actual strip-show; we can see way more T&A as long as we're happy to pay.
And we are.
Flesh pits Skarlet please!
I propose that MK11 is actually the sleaziest MK yet.
Yes, all you NRS games-designers who are proudly boasting how empowering the game is towards women, how much it heightens their equality and doesn't put their bodies on show like prime-cut meat at a butcher's shop... I would actually argue that you've inadvertently made the sleaziest MK yet.
How, you may ask? Well, hear me out...
... because MK11 is the first one that's made us basically "pay for sex".
And what's sleazier than that?
What's Frost's most sexualised outfit? Her Lin Kuei uniform that shows off an ass so tight you can bounce 50 pence pieces off it. How do you get it? Pay money for Aftermath during pre-order, or pay money/krystals from the premium store.
Who's the biggest slut with the most revealing outfits in the game? Sindel. How do you get her? Paid DLC.
Who has the highest angled bikini line with an intro that shows off her ass in such a scene-stopping way to really make you stop and think about what you've just been blessed with witnessing? Sheeva. How do you get her? Paid DLC (Aftermath or store).
What are Jade's most revealing outfits? MK2 ninja and the witch. How do you get them? Paid DLC.
What are Skarlet's most revealing outfits? MK2 ninja and Kold War (or let's be honest here, cyber goth Front 242 fetish slut). How do you get them? Paid DLC.
What's Kitana's most revealing outfit? MK2 ninja. How do you get it? Paid DLC.
What is Cassie's most revealing outfit? Her jacketless workout gear (with VPL, no less). How do you get it? Paid DLC (Aftermath or store).
What's Sonya's most revealing and figure-hugging outfit? MK3 workout gear. How do you get it? Paid DLC. Note she also has visible nipple bumps in her Sarah Connor skin pack too. How do you get it... you guessed it, paid DLC.
Inadvertently they've turned MK11 into a sleazy porno VHS store that would have the regular movies out front, "but the good stuff's in the back" at the invitation of the manager.
No the outfits in this game aren't anywhere near the stripper levels of MK Conquest or MK9, however in a weird way you could almost say MK11 operates like an actual strip-show; we can see way more T&A as long as we're happy to pay.
And we are.
Flesh pits Skarlet please!
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