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Breaking News: Statement from Kim Jong-Un Regarding Threats

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BREAKING Pyongyang, NK:

Dearest Leader and "Best Prankster In The Universe" the impregnable Kim Jong Un announced today that all declarations of war towards South Korea and all the surrounding nations was part of the most elaborate April Fool's Joke ever conceived. "Ha ha, you rikey joke?" His excellency said at a UK summit meeting today. "We all hv fun, many raugh, prs remov sanction now, tx, we no raunch missle, all fake." He wrote in an open appeal to the rest of the world, urging them to lift the trade sanctions against Best Korea. The threat of "nuclear obliteration" was all an extremery elaborate ruse, pranned, and executed sorery by the grorious Kim Jong Un.

PS. Norf Coreer is the Best Coreer, happy fool's April
 

Zoidberg747

My blades will find your heart
I thought you were being serious for a second.

You have to admit it would be pretty funny if it was actually an april fool's joke.