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All of my old friends are gone...

Komatose

The Prettiest
They either don’t get online anymore, or don’t talk to me. So I’m taking applications for new friends. Only three of you will make the cut, and one has to be female, no exceptions. Because she will be my bff. The other two are just normie friends. But normie friends are good and necessary too.

Anyway, I know there will be a lot of sign ups. I know, I know... But I will have to comb thru the applicants very precisely and carefully. This seems like a joke, I am sure. But I am not kidding. Some friends that I do still have around here, I’ve know since 2011, 2012ish. My friendship is real, tried and true and doesn’t break for anyone or anything. It would honestly be a blessing for you to have me, Komatose, as a friend.

So, moving on. What I need from anyone interested in becoming my new friend, I need 1: 3 reasons WHY I should accept you as a friend. 2: What is your favorite color? And 3: Who did you main in MK9?

If you didn’t play MK9, list your favorite MK and why, and your most played and favorite character AKA main. Only. One. Character.

Once complete, if you are chosen, a quote will be made and a DM will be sent to you letting you know you have been accepted to progress into the interviewing process, where me and the person(s) of choice will have a 1 on 1 talk on what being my friend entails and what you can expect from such friendship as well as seeing if you are a good fit for me and I am a good fit for you.


Other than that, good luck to everyone and I’ll see you in the interview if you make it.





a fight to the death between applicants may or may not be necessary. proceed with caution.
 

Komatose

The Prettiest
Sorry not really in the market for a new friend.
Took me years to cull the ones I had. Good luck though.
I understand. The ones I had culled themselves, so I need new ones. But thank you. Hopefully I get a better batch of participants this decade.
 
Honestly, while this South Park "friends application" is a good chuckle, in all honesty, just start playing with other people and get some private sets going.

Ask people for sets here, or on the Discord, and as you play with people, friendships will grow.
 

Komatose

The Prettiest
Honestly, while this South Park "friends application" is a good chuckle, in all honesty, just start playing with other people and get some private sets going.

Ask people for sets here, or on the Discord, and as you play with people, friendships will grow.
Application declined. Format wasn’t followed.
 

Vslayer

Kurses in moose
Lead Moderator
Premium Supporter
I can be the female bff but beware, I'm super tomboy soooooo :oops:

EDIT: FORMAT
  1. I'm a female
  2. I'm a bodybuilder
  3. I'm decent at video games
  4. I have tattoos
Favorite color is BLUE

I mained Smoke in MK9
 

Komatose

The Prettiest
I can be the female bff but beware, I'm super tomboy soooooo :oops:

EDIT: FORMAT
  1. I'm a female
  2. I'm a bodybuilder
  3. I'm decent at video games
  4. I have tattoos
Favorite color is BLUE

I mained Smoke in MK9
Application accepted. Be on the lookout for a DM from the one, and only, Komatose.
 
  1. I'm a TERF, average at best at fighting games and I'm a stoner both in terms of music and recreational drug use.
  2. Black.
  3. I play Scorpion in every MK game that I played.
 

Juggs

Lose without excuses
Lead Moderator
Based on the title, I thought something tragic happened to your friends. Even though being ignored by them is tragic in another way, glad my first thoughts isn’t what happened.

Anyway, hope you find some new friends. It’s actually not all that difficult finding new friends. But it is fairly difficult finding the good ones. Best of luck.