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UGL Preon

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Hey guys, sometimes when you get bored and see your hard drive filled with many old streams/videos/sets etc. You come to realize that a lot of this never went public. So what do we do with that found knowledge? Assemble a lot of funny rage quits, salt, and anger into one massive video. This was originally... 3 hours so we cut it down to just the highlights and even that almost pulled an hours length. Without further ado, Seven Years of Salt!


Its been a fun seven years and hopefully we can all enjoy seven more at least. Also video quality may vary, some of this stuff was recorded back in 2011 on a Dazzle or a Roxio vid cap. Quality was maaad suspect.​
 
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UGL Preon

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Was guna see if my rage towards hellsparks made it in.

Sounding like an angry mongolian throat singing after getting hit by d4 hellsparks for the 38th time a game.
Lol. It happened to all of us, but in this compilation these are only matches I recorded. If I did it for the whole community this would be part 1 of 840,289. And I don’t have them type of man hours lol
 

Wigy

There it is...
Xbox live had a player on mk9

Guy would go sheeva, scream about your mother in loose english the entire time and even if you won would message.

'haha you eaaasy 823-0 every time hahah fk your mother and sister'

bunch of people on here knew about him cant remember his name

Also serato? Would go lao and nothing but salt and then he glitched his way to #1 on leaderboard.
 

UGL Preon

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Xbox live had a player on mk9

Guy would go sheeva, scream about your mother in loose english the entire time and even if you won would message.

'haha you eaaasy 823-0 every time hahah fk your mother and sister'

bunch of people on here knew about him cant remember his name

Also serato? Would go lao and nothing but salt and then he glitched his way to #1 on leaderboard.
The fact that people would legit just "farm" eachother to get top of the leaderboard for HOURS, was mind boggling to me. I don't even think they went to tournaments, so what did it matter? Lol

Also I might of played that dude that talks about "moms" but I think that guy was just trolling and was never too serious about his salt.
 

Wigy

There it is...
The fact that people would legit just "farm" eachother to get top of the leaderboard for HOURS, was mind boggling to me. I don't even think they went to tournaments, so what did it matter? Lol

Also I might of played that dude that talks about "moms" but I think that guy was just trolling and was never too serious about his salt.
That serato guy had some bizarre glitch where the match would start below the arena and then end and he'd get the win.

But yeah the Sheva guy was a bizarre Russian troll I think
 

UGL Preon

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Nice video man, I hope they bring this back but with an update before they leave instead of their head's exploding have them literally run off the screen screaming like a little girl lol. Something newer but hilarious.
Thanks. And as for that idea of them running screaming. Im all in!
 
Nice video man, I hope they bring this back but with an update before they leave instead of their head's exploding have them literally run off the screen screaming like a little girl lol. Something newer but hilarious.
If we can stop trying to be insulting by calling people girls, I'm in with the idea.
 
???? Wasn't trying to be "insulting" it was just an example, can we just laugh at an idea without going all SJW on people?
So "running like a Little girl" didn't have any despective tone whatsoever? Ok. And you know, ideas stop being fun after you read the same shit over and over. Keep your "sjw" agenda bullshit to yourself, thank you.
 

Marinjuana

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This might be a tough one to swallow but as it turns out, little girls scream sometimes

Source: I saw it in a movie one time
 
This might be a tough one to swallow but as it turns out, little girls scream sometimes
And Little boys. And men. And women. Saying "like a Little girl" is trying to insult comparing you to, well, a Little girl. You know it, I know it, he knows it.
If you want to hear a man screaming, you just gotta see me after losing 3 rankeds in LOL.
 

Marinjuana

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And Little boys. And men. And women. Saying "like a Little girl" is trying to insult comparing you to, well, a Little girl. You know it, I know it, he knows it.
If you want to hear a man screaming, you just gotta see me after losing 3 rankeds in LOL.
Yea but little girls scream in high pitched voices like little girls
 

New York Pizza

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If we can stop trying to be insulting by calling people girls, I'm in with the idea.
You didn't quote him correctly.

He didn't explicitly call them "girls."

He said "Screaming like a little girl"

Screaming is a sound. He's using a metaphor comparing the sound they make to that of little girls. Little girls definitley scream.

Exhibit A: My sister when she was 5. Her screaming could shatter glass.
 

MKF30

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So "running like a Little girl" didn't have any despective tone whatsoever? Ok. And you know, ideas stop being fun after you read the same shit over and over. Keep your "sjw" agenda bullshit to yourself, thank you.
No, it didn't. I didn't insult women or girls if you actually read what I said properly, ever heard of a metaphor? An example? Description? Notice you're the only person here crying about it. You know what stops being fun when everyone else loves the joke and that one person gets anal over everything. I'm not bsing myself but pretty sure nobody here cares for people bitching over being overly PC over something incredibly trivial. You also misread what I said again, I said you're the one going all SJW on me for no reason, in case you didn't notice I don't give two shits for SJW or Feminist nonsense. You're the one with the agenda or you wouldn't be going nuts over this right now.

Would it make you feel better if I used the term "little child" or would the term "child" be insulting to you too?
 
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