The Best Of: Injustice 2 Quotes

Wonder Woman: Damian despises you.

Batman: You can have him.

Gorila Grodd: I can read your thoughts!
Batman: Then you know what's coming.

That laugh just does it for me.

Harley: Wow, you got a camp fire on your head!
Firestorm: i'm not here to sing kumbaya!
Harley: if i want smores i'm getting them!!

Joker's got some good intros:

Joker: You one of those moptopped singers from Liverpool?
Blue Beetle: You might as well be speaking Greek, brah!
Joker: Ugh...never trust anyone under 30.

Joker: O Captain! My Captain!
Captain Cold: Whitman? Seriously?
Joker: A little culture wouldn't kill you!

Joker: Blue Beetle? You're kidding.
Blue Beetle: Looks like the joke's on you.
Joker: ...only the billionth time I've heard that.

Joker: What's big, red and ugly all over?
Firestorm: Just shut up and fight!
Joker: So, you've heard it already?

Joker: Beep beep bap boob boob.
Cyborg: What are you doing?
Joker: That's robot for "you're dead!".

Joker: Kill any rich husbands lately?
Poison Ivy: None of your business, Joker.
Joker: Ugh...there's no use talking to some people!

Joker: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this!
Doctor Fate: I am not a medical doctor.
Joker: Or much of a straight man!

Joker: Knock knock!
Robin: Does anyone find you funny?
Joker: Trust me; I'll have you in stitches!

Joker: I understand you have a family.
Green Arrow: Stay away from them, you son of a bitch!
Joker: Oh, so you you've met my mother!

Captain Cold: Doctor.

Doctor Fate: Captian.

Captain Cold: Now all we need is a priest and we can walk into a bar.

Deadshot: "Any last words?"
Darkseid: "Shoot yourself and save me the trouble."

Also, Scarecrow goes for sooooo many great low blows.

Bane: sing for me little bird

Black Canary: Iv got a tune in mind

Bane: And I'll provide the beat

"Eat lead, sucka"
-One of my personal favorites

Captain cold: Hey Deadass

Deadshot: You need to start respecting me.

Superman 2: "Tell me something only I would know."

Superman 1: "Two words - beef bourguignon."

Superman 2: "...That's impossible."

Cheetah: Mine are real, Catwoman.
Catwoman: We better be talking about claws.
Cheetah: And they are spectacular.

Black Canary: Got something you need to hear.
Black Adam: You'll be silent, woman.
Black Canary: (scoffs) Ask Ollie how that goes.

The Joker: You should thank me, you know.
Wonder Woman: For what, fiend?
The Joker: I all but gift wrapped your boyfriend!

some clash quotes..

Black Canary: Gonna shove my fist up your-
Robin: You kiss your baby with that mouth?

Poison Ivy: Such a lovely mouth.
Black Canary: Oh, hell no.

Green Arrow: Ah! When's the last time you brushed?
Brainiac: An insult spawned by a simple mind.

Pretty much anything Poison Ivy says, but some in particular I like is this;

Poison Ivy: Bruce know his pussycat's loose?
Catwoman: I don't need anyone's permission!
Poison Ivy: Well act like it darling.

Poison Ivy: Try not to scratch my face.
Catwoman: It is your one good feature.
Poison Ivy: Not what your man thinks.

Poison Ivy: You're an abomination.
Cyborg: You body shaming me, Ivy?
Poison Ivy: Not much of it is you anymore.

Poison Ivy: Normally I'd offer a kiss.
Joker: How about a little roughhousing?
Poison Ivy: That's both sad and pathetic.

Poison Ivy: Bet you're handsome under that mask.
Deadshot: I have my admirers.
Poison Ivy: I'm not one of them, honey.

Poison Ivy: Caught you sneaking a peek...
Green Arrow: Hey, I'm only human!
Poison Ivy: That's soon to be quite clear.

Poison Ivy: Humans pollute YOUR oceans!
Aquaman: Even Superman could not fight the whole world.
Poison Ivy: Where's your ambition?!

Poison Ivy: You could use a splash of Color.
Black Canary: Will your blood do the trick?
Poison Ivy: Yours will be just fine.

Poison Ivy: What are you looking at!
Captain Cold: Just enjoying your outfit.
Poison Ivy: No doubt your view's better than mine.

Poison Ivy: One kiss for luck?
Robin: Uh, no.
Poison Ivy: Young, dumb, and full of cum ready to die.

Poison Ivy: You smell like a gym locker.
Bane: Perhaps I should rub you all over me?
Poison Ivy: You would find it a nauseating way to die.

Poison Ivy: What a creative look.
Poison Ivy: Didn't have time to do my hair.
Poison Ivy: The nurses will do that for you.

Just full of sass!

Harley that goes "Voices are not impressed" is great

StormGoddess said:

Cheetah: Mine are real, Catwoman.
Catwoman: We better be talking about claws.
Cheetah: And they are spectacular.

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Yo NRS is putting Seinfeld references in their games now? Injustice 2 10/10

Green Arrow #1: "I can't tell which of us is evil."

Green Arrow #2: "I know....we've both got beards!"

Just got this one:

Cheetah: "Heretic."
Joker: "Thank you!"

Short but sweet.

Bane: The league, the bat, and Superman

Robin: get the point Bane

Bane: Damian Wayne is a puppet

Grodd: Prostrate yourself before me
Darkseid: you are a worm beneath notice
Grodd: I AM THE LORD, THY GRODD

Captain Cold: Move, Arrow, and I'll blast ya.
G Arrow: Why's it gotta be a cold gun?
Captain Cold: "Captain Tropical" doesn't roll off the tongue.

Black Canary: Gonna shove my fist up your-
Joker: It could use a polish.

Cheetah: I was hoping to fight Canary also.

Green Arrow: Mommy duty...we need a new sitter.

Cheetah: Soon she will need a new husband!

I'm not sure if it counts, but Kitana Prime's interpretation of the Black Adam walkback animation that goes "How am I gonna body this fool?!" killed me.

For anyone wondering, it was during his commentary of Combo Breaker.

During clash

Supergirl: I'm suprised you've lasted this long

Deadshot: Why rush the climax?

Harley: "Ah, lightning lad!"

Black Adam: "You dare mock me child?!"

Harley: "yOu dARe MoCk mE cHiLd?!"