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Face Me In The Kage Of Kombat @ NEC 2016.

Lt. Boxy Angelman

I WILL EAT THIS GAME
WHERE ARE YOU, TOM?

DO I NOT DESERVE YOUR AUDIENCE?
AM I UNWORTHY OF YOUR PRESENCE?
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, TOM BRADY?

Fine...

You want to invoke The Ring?
We're gonna invoke The Ring.

I didn't want to bring Samara into this, but you've left me no choice.



Seven days.

In seven days, the stakes will be raised.
In seven days, you will understand the severity of the matter at hand.
In seven days, Tom, your life will change.
The world you live in now will be but a memory in the windshield mirror of your life.
You will not remember a time where I wasn't happening to you.
In seven days, you will become the prey.
And the Iron Wolf will become the predator.

You're my destiny, Tom.
My chaos and my order.
My war, and my peace.
But you didn't hear my call, Tom.
You weren't there when I needed you, Tom.
YOU LET THINGS COME TO THIS POINT, TOM.

It was you who once said..."know your opponent better than they know you."
Those are words that, unbeknownst to you, I have lived by for a good five years now.
Words that have gotten me through some of the darkest days of my life.
And I...I know you.
But you don't know me.
Maybe you remember me...maybe you have a passing memory or three over the years...
But you don't know the beast you've given rise to.
The creation you've inspired to rise and destroy his creator.

But you're going to find out...in seven days.

I await your answer, Tom.

I am hungry like the wolf...​
 

Lt. Boxy Angelman

I WILL EAT THIS GAME
Ah I see Lt. Box has gotten a wee bit mad again. I kind of want to see this match tbh.
Oh no, old friend...quite the opposite.
My madness is behind me now.
What I do now, I do as the cleric of Chaos, the one known as Havik, tried to do when the light of the gods fell upon him...

...I intend to blind them with the chaos I carry in my heart.

The very same chaos that will consume my hero and mentor, Lord Brady, if and when he obliges my humble desire...

#LetAllTheWorldBelieve
 
Oh no, old friend...quite the opposite.
My madness is behind me now.
What I do now, I do as the cleric of Chaos, the one known as Havik, tried to do when the light of the gods fell upon him...

...I intend to blind them with the chaos I carry in my heart.

The very same chaos that will consume my hero and mentor, Lord Brady, if and when he obliges my humble desire...

#LetAllTheWorldBelieve
I told you kenshi was still very bad!!
 

Lt. Boxy Angelman

I WILL EAT THIS GAME
I told you kenshi was still very bad!!
That's why I'm maining Raiden now.

Kenshi and Tremor are still by my side.
My chainsaw still runs red with the blood of my foes when it must.
But I have found my revival and redemption in the hands of the protector of Earthrealm.

I feel like Samoa Joe chasing Nakamura.

Bring.

Me.

Brady.
 

Tanno

The Fantasy is the Reality of the Mind
Provoking a Sub Zero is like provoking all the Emperors of Ice.


:DOGE
 

Lt. Boxy Angelman

I WILL EAT THIS GAME
Provoking a Sub Zero is like provoking all the Emperors of Ice.


:DOGE
This is true.

I know, because I was a Sub-Zero main in MK9.
I've played Cryomancer (and occasionally GM) since launch.
During the span of which, I've followed Brady, from his exploits and wisdom to his ego and anger, and learned all I can.
There would be no Iron Wolf without the Grandmaster.

But the wolf longs for absolution...

#HeNeverSleeps
#TheWellIsOpen
#WHEREISTOMBRADY
 

Lt. Boxy Angelman

I WILL EAT THIS GAME

In three days, the Ultraviolent Revival will take place.

I await your answer, Tom.

(And before anyone asks, yes, this message was delivered exactly as it exists intentionally. Nothing happens by accident.)
 
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Lt. Boxy Angelman

I WILL EAT THIS GAME
As promised...in spite of all creation working against it...the Revival has begun.


@YOMI REO @General M2Dave @Pig Of The Hut @Rude @CrazyFingers @crosshair271 @Tom Brady @Tanno

Let the word be spread far and wide.
Let it echo through our chambers until winter freezes them shut.
The Iron Wolf of Ultraviolence is coming to claim his place among the Elder Gods.

Unlucky 13-0 Deathmatch Rules.
First to seven wins.
Character lock.
The Red Dead Woods.
I wager $333.

In the name of my nine spirits, the guardians who have steadied my hand and brought me to this day.
For the honor of House Box, and my beloved daughter, so that she may see her father rise to power.
I hereby announce for all to hear that the challenge has been made.
The stakes have been set.
And the wolf is hungry for blood.

Let the path to NEC, and the Kage Of Kombat, begin.

Let all the world believe.

333.​