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The Tail of MKX- Struggle of the Mix

CrazyFingers

The Power of Lame Compels You
One year ago we were given a game.
The Name was MKX.
We were all atwitter with our new toy.
But we didn't know what were getting into.
...oh boy.

Our game was released and we were ecstatic.
However, this is before we found things that were.
...problematic.

Eventually the dirt was discovered.
Tech, uncovered.
Times of broken abundance.
Quan Chi loops and Fisticuffs boops.
Erron Black dominance and high tier prominence.

Things were nerfed and others were buffed.
But no one expect the next part of our story.
The First Kombat Pack.
Something quite derogatory.

Our four warrior of different skill.
Were released one by one, and were ready to kill.
However, to everyone's disbelief.
These characters were broken
There was no relief.

Old things still broke.
New things broke too.
Tanya was stupid.
Predator and Tremor, dumb as well.
It sent everyone into a salty hell.

"Once More! Paulo cried
"I will save your game, top tier will die!"
And so it was done.
Paulo, had his fun.
Liu Kang 'block infinites' not around.
Kung Lao and Tanya, nerfed to the ground.

"The loops are finally done! You may all have your fun!"
But little did we know...Paulo wasn't done.
A sinister scheme, innocent at first.
But everyone's rage, did burst.

Kombat Pack 2!
The Borgs are here!
Rice Wine for all!
Leatherface? Ok.
Alien...the fall.

New characters of course!
Everyone is hype!
But right from release...
...it went down the wrong pipe.

We couldn't swallow the salt.
It dried our soul.
So Paulo did what Paulo knows.
"Time to nerf them all!"

Triborg decimated, except for maybe two.
Rice Wine went sour
The Cannibal, even less power.
But Alien however.
He stayed around more than ever.

Months went by.
The top tier was solid.
Sonya, Mileena, Alien...
Takeda, D'vorrah...Alien again


The tournament scene stolen.
A clever young fox.
Too quick for the competition.
To win all majors.
Was his mission.

So here we are, a year later.
We are sick of these tricks.
Where is the motivator?
We've waited and pleaded.
And now Paulo finally has conceded.

"Maybe we messed up." he contemplated.
"This time...will be different."
And so, the patch is steady approaching.
Will the broken tier be crying and the low tier rejoicing?
Balance a plenty?
Or tier shifting once more...
And even more tier whoring.

Now is the time that has come many before.
And maybe this time...
This tail will have a happy ending.

...unlike alien's.
 

CrazyFingers

The Power of Lame Compels You
SPREAD THE WORD! Tag your friends! Tag anyone you think would like this! Let's get this stupid meme poem thing to blow up big!
 

Saltea Moonspell

"Mind Over Matter" I dont mind, and X dont matter
I love it! Please throw in the Hattrick failure ! I will share Your creation among my friends on facebook!
 

Juggs

Lose without excuses
Lead Moderator
Oh, "tale"... I was expecting complaints about Alien's tail. Hopefully it's a purposeful pun.
 

Tanno

The Fantasy is the Reality of the Mind
If you combine Pink Floyd's Echoes with this poem, it would be a MKX hit. lol