Discussion INSANE Preconceived Notions.....

It's is 100% fact that all Scorpion players are late bloomers and enjoy music from Avenged Sevenfold.

Also, all Mystic Ermac players when we don't have meter for EX force push

Error said:

and enjoy music from Avenged Sevenfold.

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This made me chuckle. 10/10

I dont see anyone posting their preconceived notions on Kitana players. Are we that much respected or that much irrelevant :/

New York Pizza said:

I dont see anyone posting their preconceived notions on Kitana players. Are we that much respected or that much irrelevant :/

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I generally think every Kitana player I come across is going to try "zone" me out when nine times out of ten they can't instant air fans and EX fan uppercut/get blown up as soon as I get in.

They don't annoy me like other characters do, but I do have some preconceived notion about them.

New York Pizza said:

I dont see anyone posting their preconceived notions on Kitana players. Are we that much respected or that much irrelevant :/

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It's just Kitana players (RS and Assassin) aren't that annoying but always ARMOR out of everything and play runaway. Mournful is on another level of annoying with the zoning as the air glaive toss is OH and can convert into a launcher on EX and Shadow Kick is stupid along with staff grab and annoy me as a ninjutsu player as I can't b2 them out of the air into oblivion

Kitana: Can't wait for them to try to open me up with jump in punch canceled into float NJP, never seen that one before. Your wake ups are not safe, but feel free to throw them out like they are while I deplete your life bar.

Goro: Do you guys know how to manage meter or even how to block? Just curious.

Kotal: Oh great, can't wait for them to mash buttons the entire game, irrespective of my frames, their frames or even after they've been punished several times for mashing.

Cage and D'Vorah: They are literally the 1% who controls the vast majority of the wealth, but refuses to share even a fraction more with the 99% who have little to nothing in comparison.

Goro players spam punchwalk and try to zone with stomp.
Kitana players just don't fucking stop jumping.

Kung Lao: he is going to spin thru all of my gaps. If I jump I die.

Erron Black: 21122 is bae. Always cancel into punishable move, lag will make it plus.

OK here comes the salt, just one though.

Full Auto Jacqui: I hope you guys all die of cancer and rot in the deepest cirlce of hell.

Covert Ops Sonya: I say to myself "Are you a Mugger!?" A Mugger being "Someone who's going to literally try to Set Play and the SPLIT moment they realize that "you're smart and will block their mix up attempt" they're out. Quitality City

Scorpion: j3xxteleport j3xxteleport rising demon, aerial demon, d3, d3, d3, f2. While they listen to their garbage trap music that's blasting through the mic. You Low Intellectual Quotient neanderthal who doesn't realize that with GGPO I can react to those minions.

Jaqui (Full Auto): This person don't know combos. They gone walk back and machine gun. And then they'll lose and run after one game.

*Ermac Selected*
Me "Well if they pick Mystic or Spectral will have ourselves quite the show and potentially a GREAT GA- "

(MASTER OF SOULS SELECTED)
Me: "Oh..400 d3s and F4xxSoulball on the way"

Kung Lao: So you din't even know about meterburn hat spin. Just going to do regular hat spin every time... alright My turn.

Mileena:

TyCarter35 said:

after reading what everyone assumes Scorpion players are like, I really feel like the whole community hates me...
Well anyways what I assume everytime I see a certain character picked I think of:
EB Gunslinger: 21122 into gun stance for dayz
Sorcerer Quan: ARMOR PORTAL I'M INVINCIBLE WOOO
Piercing Mileena: f1/f12 into mixup OR YOLO Ball roll for dayz.
WG Kotal: B122/B14 into OH Sword, Buzzsaw, Low Sword
Ronin Takeda: I'm a jedi and I can sort of use the force laser swords for dayz
Jason: ADVANCING MIDS AND D1 FOR DAYZ
Kano: Easy 40+% combos and mixups for dayz

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I certainly feel invincible boy I tell ya wha.

All of mine are just start of the match tendencies.

Versus Mystic Ermac I always think they're going to EX push. When I actually don't think they are, that's when they actually do it.

Even the best Kotal/Jax players are incapable of doing anything smart to start the match. Seriously.

Sub Zero and Scorpion will D4 or jump.

Takeda players will do something nuts with their buttload of options.

Triborg's will F1 or backdash.

Kano's will D4 or air ball.

Liu Kang's will EX DB2 or B4.

Cage's will NJP, D4, or F3.

Shinnok's will D4, jump, or EX hellsparks.

I have more but I don't want to list the entire cast.

I believe that Bo Rai Cho players live the Bo Rai Cho lifestyle; drink shitty drinks, smell of stale booze, and fart loudly and often. Gross character for gross people.

Being Spanish, having a yellow bar connection while wearing the infrared skin is a prerequisite for Ninjitsu scorpions

Of course man.


It's why I hate playing MKX now, so many characters legit fit an archetype of a player whenever I see them. Gets tiresome.

People that let the victory animation play out: Whenever someone does this I immediately start taking things personally. I most of the time don't care that I've lost, what annoys me is the fact that they made me sit through the outro to rub it in. And considering how long it takes to find games when you're in Australia, I want things to move quickly, so I don't appreciate having my time wasted.

Literally nine out of every ten people I come across online do this and it infuriates me.

Gooberking said:

I have more thoughts on behaviors I notice over the characters. Like how intense people can get trying to counter pick when I literally have never once given a crap who they pick.
Seeing someone hidden cursor me feels like a joke and like there is some kind of cartoon on the other side involving a guy sweating and popping veins trying to not to lose, but probably will anyway because when you need to win that badly, it's probably because you aren't winning much.

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THIS. THIS FOR DAYS.

SnowboardRX said:

They pick Shirai Ryu: "Let me show you why Ronin is better"
They pick Lasher: "lol, Let me show you why Ronin is better"
They pick Ronin: "Alright, let me show you why my Ronin is better"



Also, for serious, fuck Scorpion, Alien, Sonya, Mileena and Kotal lol!

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I'm you but your evil twin from an alternative universe that plays lasher.

TyCarter35 said:

It's just Kitana players (RS and Assassin) aren't that annoying but always ARMOR out of everything and play runaway. Mournful is on another level of annoying with the zoning as the air glaive toss is OH and can convert into a launcher on EX and Shadow Kick is stupid along with staff grab and annoy me as a ninjutsu player as I can't b2 them out of the air into oblivion

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Thanks. Glaives love you too

Mileena: bad person, sweaty, cheese their wins and yolo roll.

Scorpion: if they win its lag and being raggo as fuck.

Sonya: bad person

Lao: if they win its lag and being raggo as fuck.


Johnny: beautiful handsome person like myself

Grandmaster: severely obese rapist nazi.

Pig Of The Hut said:

Top 12 Non-SonicFox motherpluckers: "it's not like we win because our tier status whoremongering ways it's because we would have the same results with low tier characters in mkxl.....SIKE. .........................................except SonicfoxFreakthousand cause THAT NIGGA RIGHT THERE BODIES LEGIONS AND LEGIONS AND LEGIONS................(POUR TWO FOR MY HOMMIES AT YOMi) of RASCALS. While wearing a Rascal on his head. LIKE COULD YOU BE ANYMORE OUTRAGEOUSLY DISRESPECTFUL. "
Pigbama out.

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See! I fixed it for you. FeelGoodMan. Don't block me. I love you Pig

This thread reminds me of MK9 times when I played a bit more than now. The things people were saying about Raiden

Jason: The player is an amputee playing the game on a Dance Dance Revolution mat.

Wigy said:

Grandmaster: severely obese rapist nazi.

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Can confirm

BTW Scorpion does not have a vortex, you can react to his overhead. Please tell me you guys agree (tired of hearing this)?

Kitana: Respect

Kung Lao: Respect

Most of the cast: Meh whatever, if I guess right I win.