Lt. Boxy Static
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Lt. Boxy Static

Professional Deathmatch Kombatant, Male, from Woodbury, NJ

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I'm thankful for Kenshi <3 Nov 24, 2016

Lt. Boxy Static was last seen:
Dec 4, 2016 at 12:52 AM
    1. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Going back to the lab tomorrow to meet Zod and see how these buffed D2s are gonna pan out. Never giving up again. This game deserves better.
    2. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I now officially owe Chris G a manly hug. Single handedly saved my faith in this game. Boxy Zero isn't done yet...
    3. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I'm in the mood for Kenshi.
    4. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      My goal for 2013: reinvest my competitive fury into MK and become the best Sub-Zero I can possibly be. Eat me, Kenshi.
      1. MashPotatoTower
        MashPotatoTower
        Competitive furry
        Jun 26, 2013
      2. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        Not until they give me Bo Rai Cho and I get back the Beard Of Outworld.
        Jun 26, 2013
    5. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      It's only a matter of time, Redrum. The man's been preaching her since Day 1, but next to no one's listened. I know its coming...
    6. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I think deep down, we've all got a zoner in us, Dusk.
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      3. DuskAlloy
        DuskAlloy
        That's a new one...
        Jun 13, 2013
      4. _xFriction
        _xFriction
        simmer down B, simmer down
        Jun 13, 2013
      5. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        She belongs in a Poke Ball, man, you know this.

        I think I might actually hate her more than m2dave hates Smoke.
        Jun 13, 2013
    7. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      New York Brick Oven. ALWAYS New York Brick Oven.
      1. gdf likes this.
      2. gdf
        gdf
        You have renewed my faith in the NRS community.
        Jun 13, 2013
      3. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        I live to serve <3. And eat delicious pizza.
        Jun 13, 2013
    8. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      He looks like a bald, buffer version of Adam Jensen from Deus Ex. I love what I see so far. People gon' be kneeeeeling...
    9. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I still love Deathstroke most of all. Am I insane?
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      3. MorbidAltruism
        MorbidAltruism
        No. I still think he is great.
        Jun 12, 2013
      4. AZ MotherBrain
        AZ MotherBrain
        nah, I still play him. slade and raven, and some catwoman every now and then.
        Jun 12, 2013
      5. Duck Nation
        Duck Nation
        I play Shazam on the side, but nothing competes with Stroke. I don't care what they do to him or what anybody says about him, he's my permanent main in this game. Haven't liked a character this much since ST Dee Jay.
        Jun 12, 2013
    10. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      1. Scorpion. 2. Deathstroke. 3. Doomsday. 4. Aquaman, or Zod if he's superior to Aquaman. All that's left is Lantern.
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      2. rainuS
        rainuS
        true, DS is top tier for sure.
        Jun 11, 2013
    11. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Picking up Green Lantern. Even Scorpion can't hold my whoredom in check for very long.
    12. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Catching up on Game Of Thrones > dealing with IGAU online. This game just doesn't have me like MK did, even with Scorpion.
      1. greeneless
        greeneless
        Tough comparison. I've had no problem with IGAU online, but I'd still rather watch Game of Thrones. \o/
        Jun 11, 2013
    13. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Killer Instinct...really doesn't look that pretty. Sony just gored Microsoft like Rhino through Tommy Dreamer.
    14. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      If you compete in IGAU, there is no logical reason for you not to be playing or pocketing Scorpion. None.
      1. WaywardStranger
        Jun 7, 2013
    15. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I'm gonna break Scorpion like a junkie with a piggy bank.
      1. Briggs8417
        Briggs8417
        Dude he is so godlike. I am going to alt him pretty much entirely now. I was just going to play him until Zod, but no I think he is my boy. He is just way too fun.
        Jun 7, 2013
    16. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Got Scorpion. Training with Scorpion. Greatly enjoy Scorpion. But this will not sway me from my mercenary. Deathstroke Militia FTW.
    17. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Whatever happened to Death Cargo?
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      2. PND_Ketchup
        PND_Ketchup
        Considering the studio making the game are quite possibly the most deluded and clueless collection of assholes I've ever seen, I would be surprised if the game ever sees the light of day.
        Jun 5, 2013
      3. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        The plot made it sound like there were nine games worth of story before it I should've known about before I even touched it. And that gore was just gross. Not even captivating gross, just...eww.
        Jun 5, 2013
      4. PND_Ketchup
        PND_Ketchup
        It was just poorly made in general, the gore was beyond distasteful.
        Jun 6, 2013
    18. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Wakeups. Wakeups work now. And so does Sword Flip. Fuck. My heart. It beats with joy.
      1. testyourpatience
        testyourpatience
        wasnt sword flip always a wakeup or did they add invincibility?
        Jun 5, 2013
      2. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        It was terrible as a wake up before because it got stuffed by nearly everything, so on top of adjusting it they also buffed the wakeup system completely, which means no more people rushing in to oki me without hesitation.
        Jun 5, 2013
    19. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Also: I think Deathstroke should get a Nathan Explosion skin and call himself Dethstroke.
      1. STRYKIE
        STRYKIE
        *ba-dum-tss*
        Jun 4, 2013
    20. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Scorpion's ending is outright ridiculous.
      1. Lumpymoomilk
        Lumpymoomilk
        you expected something better from a guest character?
        Jun 4, 2013
      2. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        I mean, its not BAD. It's one of the more sensible ridiculous ways to tie him in. But still...it's gooby.
        Perhaps even gooby pls. I'm not sure.
        Jun 4, 2013
      3. Lumpymoomilk
        Lumpymoomilk
        yeah it's pretty cornball. But that's Ed boon's trademark.
        Jun 4, 2013
    21. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      The Scorpion thread has had almost 27K views in about 9 hours. And people wonder why they picked him for IGAU. #controversycreatesbuys.
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    22. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      TO HELL WITH YOU <3
    23. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I am ready for Zod. Show me.
    24. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Decided I'm gonna stop giving a shit about winning until Summer Jam. Therefore, picking back up Bane. Because why the hell not.
      1. usedcarsalesmang
        usedcarsalesmang
        cause he sucks?
        May 31, 2013
      2. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        Because he's a severe pain in the ass to win with. So if I'm going to keep going, I want to be extra satisfied.
        Jun 1, 2013
      3. usedcarsalesmang
        usedcarsalesmang
        Even if I'm playing a great player, they can't ever beat me with bane. I think he's totally non-viable and a waste of time. What I'm trying to say is: If i wanted to experience playing Bane, I'd dunk my hands in ice-water for an hour and play one of my mains.
        Jun 1, 2013
    25. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Combining Big Time Rush and Yo Gabba Gabba was a terrifying experience only stoners could've thought of.
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