Lt. Boxy Static
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Lt. Boxy Static

EAT SPORTS, Male, from Woodbury, NJ

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All I want to do is be good enough to get out of my pool at NEC. Anything else is extra. Box is back, kids. Let's get weird. Sep 14, 2016

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    1. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      @Reptile: Ejecting coffee from the nose is PAINFUL. I would not recommend it. I do, however, recommend throttling teddies. WINTER BRAWL!!!
    2. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Scorpion Fatalities Teddy. Box laughs until coffee comes out of his nose. Box wishes he could afford a Vita just for MK. Box quietly weeps.
      1. PimpUigi
        PimpUigi
        You should have played as Mileena, and leave Scorpion with no choice but to accept the teddy bear and her friendship.
        Feb 6, 2012
      2. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        MK10/UMK9. This'll be like the "Cooking With Scorpion" of this generation, so hopefully we'll get a new addition in the future...perhaps you perform a Fatality, but instead of eating him, she simply offers the teddy and he raises her hand in victory. "SUCCESS." Then...when she least expects it...he grabs her AND the teddy and throws them BOTH in front of the train.
        Feb 6, 2012
      3. PimpUigi
        PimpUigi
        I'm too much of a romantic I guess...
        Feb 6, 2012
    3. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Day off from work + free time = cramming as much Skarlet play in as possible before Winter Brawl. Have to get her as ready as can be...
    4. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      RAPZILLA GON' BRAWL! Awesome, amigo :D. GET ON THAT LIST PEOPLE!
    5. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Even Skarlet's most simple stuff is damaging/manipulative as fuck. 24-28% for every successful Slash & U3 Dagger popup? Oh yeah. She's mine.
    6. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      She's so fucking good, though. It's just a matter of figuring out the math and sorting out the useless mixups from the priceless ones.
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      2. Mikemetroid
        Mikemetroid
        Hopefully I'll still be able to go and maybe help you out.

        Some financial issues atm...
        Feb 5, 2012
      3. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        You and me both, brother. The only reason I can even pull these shows off is because Momma Box is awesome and my job knows of my MK-ness and they have no issue letting me do my thing every now and again. Really hope you can make it, fingers are crossed that this show turns out awesome.
        Feb 5, 2012
      4. Mikemetroid
        Mikemetroid
        Yeah, its the fact that i'm not 18 that makes it really difficult. I can't room share with anyone.
        Feb 5, 2012
    7. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Crash, sometimes one has to go backwards in order to go forward. Writing down frame data & combos. I want to make her mine. Chuck - daaaamn.
    8. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I really, really wanna pick up Skarlet before Winter Brawl. But I'm in need of help. Anyone well-versed in the Blood Princess...HELP ME!
    9. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I always played Scorpion, brother Little Box played Sub. Always. This was the first game since UMK3 where that changed. Bi-Han > Kuai Liang.
    10. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I always wondered who would win in a knife fight between Screech and Urkel.
    11. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I would not recommend trying to sit on a fence made of peanut butter, for any reason. Come to Winter Brawl, Z. Be #50. You know you wanna.
      1. Gesture Required Ahead
        Gesture Required Ahead
        What if the fence is made of something that looks like peanut butter but is actually not and it stinks? I think I'd rather stay home and wash myself instead.
        Feb 4, 2012
    12. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      If you're still on the fence for Winter Brawl...GET OFF THE DAMN FENCE AND GET TO PHILLY! BRAWL! TACOS!
    13. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Holy shit @ John McClane. Yippie-kai-yay motherf***er would be the best victory line ever.
    14. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      So Cyblax is amazing...and I havent even attempted to learn any resets yet. JK Telepoof recovery = <3.
    15. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      THTB, I'd be so damn happy. I kid you not when I say the only reason I dont play Rain is 'cause I hate his costume. Tunic = Box & Rain time.
    16. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I want those damn Vita costumes...but lord knows I'm not shelling out god knows how much for handheld UMK3 tunics. Tempting...but no.
    17. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I thought it was pretty funny.
    18. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I second that Yay. Winter Brawl. 2 weeks to go, boys and girls...I hope you're getting ready. I know I am. Red and Yellow...coming for you.
    19. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Cyber = Telling the truth. Cyrax is the Lady Gaga of MK. HE WAS BORN THIS WAY!
    20. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      That feeling you get Online when NONE of your fucking anti-air jabs are working and every opponent's free JIP costs you a round. Asdfghjkl.
      1. drklledbydeth and IniquityDM like this.
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      3. GNG Iniquity
        GNG Iniquity
        Yeah, every time I attempt that shit online I just eat a JIP, online is more about anticipating than reacting though; thus it's garbage.
        Feb 2, 2012
      4. piemaster
        piemaster
        i just got off playing dumb matches like that and saw this. this actually made me feel much better :)
        Feb 2, 2012
      5. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        :D Im glad I could help cheer everyone up.

        I really hope I get to do battle with EVERYONE at Winter Brawl. So fucking excited. NEC, I barely fought anyone cuz of my shitty pad, but now...now it is ON.
        Feb 3, 2012
    21. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Winter Brawl will be the hypest show since sliced goddamn bread. Mark my words.
    22. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Going back to college in September. Psychology. Thank you, TYM & MK, for helping me get sane enough to move forward. Long live KOMBAT.
    23. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Final Fantasy 7 is the only Fantasy. True story. GO GET EM TOXIC! That's my main man right there.
    24. Lt. Boxy Static
    25. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Love is a 5-5 matchup. One half beauty and wonder, one half chaos and disorder. It's crazier than Day 1 Kung Lao.
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    Lt. Box E. Static, 333'rd Brigade, Death Squad.
    Mains: Takeda, Kenshi, Sub-Zero.
    Defended By: Tremor, Mileena, Leatherface.

    Box Zombie will eat your brains.​
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