Lt. Boxy Static
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Lt. Boxy Static

Professional Deathmatch Kombatant, Male, from Woodbury, NJ

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I'm thankful for Kenshi <3 Nov 24, 2016

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    1. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      One week from now, I'll be crashing on the eve of the hypest weekend ever. Winter Brawl cometh, gentlemen.
    2. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Storms, I feel the same way every time I fight him and her with anyone. DanCock = criminally underrated.
    3. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Mustard: They just got back together. They're on the road in the west coast. Emery's drumming again :D. They sound amazing. Youtube!
    4. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Why don't more people love American Head Charge. If you <3 metal, and you don't know AHC, you're really missing out. War Of Art FTW.
    5. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Sick to fucking death of online inconsistencies. It needs to be WB Time already. Also, MCR has been shit since Three Cheers.
    6. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Me too, Iniquity. Kratos Stage = the best stage in the game if it wasnt for the shaking. Brutalities need to make a comeback.
    7. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Lmao @ bug bombs. Im gonna lose a round by tripping on a roach motel in Hell stage...
    8. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Me too, Mike. Twisted Metal > SC5. I love Kombat, but I need to get lost in something new after the Brawl, and other FG's make my head sad.
    9. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      THTB, Im in the same boat. the worst part is when something happens that just screams for a "DAAAMN," but no one else is in on the joke >_<.
    10. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Contrary to popular belief, I am not secretly a box in a human suit. I have organs and stuff. And none of them are corrugated...I hope.
    11. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Don't let South America fall into anarchy. Patch the Invisibility Glitch. #DelusionalBox.
    12. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      As long as my rank is Lieutenant, and my physical composition equals Box, I will NEVER be a goddamn morning person...except at tourneys.
    13. Big Frog
      Big Frog
      What are your thoughts on the TW demo, man?? I personally am loving it. Brings me back to the 90's when games were fun!! hahaha
      1. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        It's gonna be incredible. Im waiting with baited breath to play the L.A. Rooftops level. I have a distinct feeling that me and MK are gonna be taking some time off after Winter Brawl. Mmmmmmmmmm...
        Feb 8, 2012
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      Lt. Boxy Static
      1. Under_The_Mayo
        Under_The_Mayo
        Hey! I'm gonna get Twisted Metal. I'm an oldschool TM player from back in the TM2 days! It was my first PS1 game when I was 12. What's youre psn?
        Feb 8, 2012
      2. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        LieutenantBox333. And I also am a TM2 Alum :D. I cant wait. Not only is the multiplayer gonna be disgusting, but as someone who absolutely loves an enthralling story, Im really excited to see what direction the tale goes now thats its been taken out of individuals' hands and numbered down to just a few bodies and a LOT of cars. REAPER <3.
        Feb 8, 2012
    15. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      ENYA IS THE TRUTH ^_^
    16. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Sage, I once made an entire train of people on Skull Mountain at Six Flags say, "I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed." Best job ever.
    17. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      So...What are the odds of there being a competitive Twisted Metal scene? Hit me up, peoples.
      1. MagicMan357
        MagicMan357
        If youre getting twisted, do you have psn?
        Feb 7, 2012
      2. GNG Iniquity
        GNG Iniquity
        You know, I was really hyped for the demo; then I played it and holy shit. I suck ass at Twisted Metal these days, used to be pretty damn good at it. Discouraging! lol
        Feb 7, 2012
      3. Lt. Boxy Static
        Lt. Boxy Static
        Im pretty crappy thus far as well, but I plan on getting twisted enough to be ready for the full release. The controls are a bit strange, but nothing too ridiculous, I just have to get a better feel for the map and figuring out how to navigate without commiting suicide.
        MAGIC: LieutenantBox333, add me, amigo.
        Feb 7, 2012
    18. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      I wanna throw a ball of blood at MK Online. Yellow, Red, Blue. The primary colors. Therefore, by virtue of my mains, I am the universe. Bam.
    19. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Now that I think about it, Kabal would fit in rather well at the Dark Carnival.
    20. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      @THTB, I already know Sub-Zero like a hot knife knows butter. I have to improve him. I owe Maxter a rematch. Skarlet will be my ECT harlot.
    21. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Oh, Bi-Han...no matter what the hell I do, I always end up coming back to you. Looks like Skarlet will have to wait until ECT. BRAWWWWWWWL.
    22. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Oh no no, Phil, that was a good, very approving dot dot dot fuck. Really liking Crimson Fury so far. Darkside was too damn slow.
    23. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      So yeah...Twisted Metal...Fuck.
    24. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      Actually, TM1 was my favorite of them all. I used to go out of my way to kill Sweet Tooth whenever he was present. Pit Viper > Grasshopper.
    25. Lt. Boxy Static
      Lt. Boxy Static
      If for whatever reason TM becomes a competitive game, I will be going to shows for it. Hells yeah.
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