Your constant downplay and whining has made me sick to my stomach. Remember this character has little room for error. So your loses are not truly the character's faults, but yours for not playing him properly. You even listed Ermac as a losing mu. Just goes to show someone needs to level up their game.....and yes, I know, Noob isn't great but not bad either. If your dedicated and loyal, you can make Noob work.