SneakyTortoise
Official Master of Salt
Last week I gave you guys a vote, and I have to say, a surprise candidate has won the top spot on the salt report, which none of you saw coming...
Batgirl!
You thought this bitch died with Injustice? GUESS again! You thought MKX would see the return of footsies? Well, it hasn't according to TYM! In Grand Finals of the biggest and best tournament so far, we saw two characters 50/50ing each other to death and killing their opponents in the corner. Tell me that doesn't sound like a Batgirl mirror match? Apparently MKX is just a coin flip guessing game filled with Batgirls, according to many on TYM, and there was no sign of footsies to be seen in top 8.
Raiden
Master of Option Selects would have been a more honest title to his Thunder God variation, and Kenshi may as well have been called "Raiden's bitch". After MIT corner raped Pig of the Hut we saw an uproar in the updates thread, fully earning his spot on the report.
Scorpion
Most characters make it into the report for either inducing salt from their mains, or from the people who fight them. Scorpion is the first to make it for successfully meeting both criteria in the same thread. I am, of course, referring to the glorious thread by Mr Wang, providing the most entertaining thread of week. My personal favourite quote was something along the lines of "I can't wait until this fuckboi gets the nerf stick rammed up his ass". Truly beautiful.
Special shout out to Cassie Cage. A promising thread by Señor Helios almost got her a spot on the report, until the rest of the community shut him down for his misinformation. There are rumours that this community does in fact harbour the most salt, but that they are keeping it hidden and secret. Will this stay that way for long? Find out next week, when we will have another major, which you know will bring more salt.
Previous Results:
Week 0: Erron Black (OP)
Week 1: Sub Zero and Cassie (OP)
Week 2: Kung Jin (OP)
Week 3: Kenshi and Kitana (SB)
Week 4:Takahashi Takeda (SB)
Week 5: Sub Zero, Kung Jin and Cassie Cage (SB)
(OP = overpowered, SB = sucks balls)
Batgirl!
You thought this bitch died with Injustice? GUESS again! You thought MKX would see the return of footsies? Well, it hasn't according to TYM! In Grand Finals of the biggest and best tournament so far, we saw two characters 50/50ing each other to death and killing their opponents in the corner. Tell me that doesn't sound like a Batgirl mirror match? Apparently MKX is just a coin flip guessing game filled with Batgirls, according to many on TYM, and there was no sign of footsies to be seen in top 8.
Raiden
Master of Option Selects would have been a more honest title to his Thunder God variation, and Kenshi may as well have been called "Raiden's bitch". After MIT corner raped Pig of the Hut we saw an uproar in the updates thread, fully earning his spot on the report.
Scorpion
Most characters make it into the report for either inducing salt from their mains, or from the people who fight them. Scorpion is the first to make it for successfully meeting both criteria in the same thread. I am, of course, referring to the glorious thread by Mr Wang, providing the most entertaining thread of week. My personal favourite quote was something along the lines of "I can't wait until this fuckboi gets the nerf stick rammed up his ass". Truly beautiful.
Special shout out to Cassie Cage. A promising thread by Señor Helios almost got her a spot on the report, until the rest of the community shut him down for his misinformation. There are rumours that this community does in fact harbour the most salt, but that they are keeping it hidden and secret. Will this stay that way for long? Find out next week, when we will have another major, which you know will bring more salt.
Previous Results:
Week 0: Erron Black (OP)
Week 1: Sub Zero and Cassie (OP)
Week 2: Kung Jin (OP)
Week 3: Kenshi and Kitana (SB)
Week 4:Takahashi Takeda (SB)
Week 5: Sub Zero, Kung Jin and Cassie Cage (SB)
(OP = overpowered, SB = sucks balls)
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