Lt. Boxy Angelman
I WILL EAT THIS GAME
@RM Cossner
You, and your terrifying avatar.
And your exotic accent.
And suggestive uses of Krakentile's ass.
And those goddamn Flash combos.
I know you did this. The world will never believe me, but I know the truth.
YOU PUT REPTILE IN MY HEAD.
AND NOW I CAN'T STOP PLAYING HIM.
I was sooooo fucking content breaking my character whore ways and staying loyal to Tremor, just throwing rocks and smashing brains forever...but NOOOOO, you had to go and body me and turn my fucking world upside down, and remind me of all the things that make Reptile superior.
AND NOW HERE I AM.
LIKE A CRACKHEAD WHO NEEDS UNUSUALLY GREEN CRACK.
MY WORLD IS A SWIRLING TORRENT OF BALLS, TOUNGES AND SCRATCHMARKS. I'M LIKE GIANNA MICHAELS ON AN AVERAGE WEDNESDAY.
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE, COSSNER.
You can fool the world. You can even fool yourself. But I can see through those sexy scales and that curtain of Zaterran mucus you hide the truth behind.
Whatever happens now, I'm holding you responsible. It's out of my hands...
You, and your terrifying avatar.
And your exotic accent.
And suggestive uses of Krakentile's ass.
And those goddamn Flash combos.
I know you did this. The world will never believe me, but I know the truth.
YOU PUT REPTILE IN MY HEAD.
AND NOW I CAN'T STOP PLAYING HIM.
I was sooooo fucking content breaking my character whore ways and staying loyal to Tremor, just throwing rocks and smashing brains forever...but NOOOOO, you had to go and body me and turn my fucking world upside down, and remind me of all the things that make Reptile superior.
AND NOW HERE I AM.
LIKE A CRACKHEAD WHO NEEDS UNUSUALLY GREEN CRACK.
MY WORLD IS A SWIRLING TORRENT OF BALLS, TOUNGES AND SCRATCHMARKS. I'M LIKE GIANNA MICHAELS ON AN AVERAGE WEDNESDAY.
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE, COSSNER.
You can fool the world. You can even fool yourself. But I can see through those sexy scales and that curtain of Zaterran mucus you hide the truth behind.
Whatever happens now, I'm holding you responsible. It's out of my hands...