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EnergyKD

AKA KHAOTIC Zeus
I was talking to my cousin and we were discussing how fair Superman vs GL matchup is :DOGE when i saw a random account named bunnykiss441 assuming it was my little sister i added her and it led to this:

[9:57:04 PM] bunnykiss441: hey thanks for adding me, found your name in the skype member search...24/f, you?
[10:33:38 PM] Alex: 45 unidentified lol
[10:38:42 PM] bunnykiss441: heyy
[10:53:14 PM] Alex: hi
[10:53:41 PM] bunnykiss441: hey thanks for adding me, found your name in the skype member search...24/f, you?
[10:53:49 PM] Alex: u already said that lol
[10:54:21 PM] bunnykiss441: well I'm home for the summer from college, trying to get myself into some trouble ;) lol are you into college girls or cougars?
[10:54:51 PM] Alex: sounds super desperate
[10:55:23 PM] bunnykiss441: of course lol?I'm recently single and i really like chill drama free guys who i can show my little body off to lol, promise you won't record me if i show you?
[10:57:39 PM] Alex: what is your name?
[10:58:02 PM] bunnykiss441: jennifer is my real name but all my friends call me jenny
[10:58:40 PM] Alex: you know randomly adding people and immediatly throwing the "i want to show my body off" sounds already like a scam
[10:59:06 PM] bunnykiss441: LoL if it was a scam it wouldn't be free
[10:59:47 PM] Alex: im not risking any viruses if u throw a random link
[11:00:21 PM] bunnykiss441: Its Not posting link for your safety just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
[11:01:53 PM] Alex: oh boy really sounds legit girl, oh yeah a link im so gonna click that link, im gonna click the shit out of that link
[11:01:56 PM] Alex: not really
[11:02:06 PM] bunnykiss441: what's wrong?
[11:02:22 PM] Alex: everything
[11:02:46 PM] bunnykiss441: lol ok one minute while i put on something cute, ok?
[11:04:45 PM] Alex: me too brb im gonna wear a horse head followed by mickey mouse gloves and a godzilla tail, ok?
[11:05:19 PM] bunnykiss441: k :) go here Not posting link for your safety do u see my cam? it might just be my pic cause your not a member yet
[11:06:41 PM] Alex: i didnt click link but im 100% sure if i did i wont see any cam, but instead a page asking for creditcard and i will probably get a few malwares free of charge
[11:07:14 PM] bunnykiss441: umm, why would you get charged babe? I'm the one with the premium membership..I can invite anyone I want to a cam session
[11:07:30 PM] Alex: a cam session?! oh may gaaaaaaaah
[11:08:39 PM] bunnykiss441: oh, i think you might have to fill out some stuff...everyone gets verified as being real on here, keeps the creepy people away!!! lol
[11:19:34 PM] Alex: do you consider me creepy?
[11:20:05 PM] bunnykiss441: k, i had to do the cc part too =( that how i got my profile verified as real (kiss) did u get in?
[11:20:48 PM] Alex: Im not real
[11:21:04 PM] bunnykiss441: ummm whats not real?
[11:21:13 PM] Alex: real life brah
[11:21:26 PM] bunnykiss441: yes im real
[11:21:46 PM] Alex: this is an illusion, i need to get the triforce
[11:22:18 PM] bunnykiss441: k let me know when your signed in so i can send u some private time loving! (kiss) mmm
[11:23:22 PM] Alex: i have a problem signing in, im allergic to bullshit
[11:23:40 PM] bunnykiss441: please come...im waiting :)
[11:25:32 PM] Alex: later im gonna do something that doesnt involve clicking that link
[11:25:36 PM] Alex: want to know a secret
[11:26:02 PM] bunnykiss441: ok ya just accpt the invite and it'll connect us :)
[11:26:10 PM] Alex: Im superman, up up and away! My city needs ME!
 

ZigZag

That Welsh Guy
Had me laughing, fucking love when people have those troll convos I get tonnes of these adds and just ignore them, annoys me I can just be added by all these bots on skype, real funny though!
 
Here's one of mine lol

[6/26/2014 2:40:17 PM] swf.melech: Was up there...
[6/26/2014 2:40:19 PM] Joe Silva: om
[6/26/2014 2:40:22 PM] Joe Silva: omg not another spammer
[6/26/2014 2:40:23 PM] Joe Silva: NO
[6/26/2014 2:40:28 PM] Joe Silva: Im not interested in your cam shows
[6/26/2014 2:40:28 PM] Joe Silva: NO
[6/26/2014 2:40:37 PM] Joe Silva: Im not interested in your private shows where i need my credit card
[6/26/2014 2:40:40 PM] Joe Silva: NO THANKS
[6/26/2014 2:40:47 PM] swf.melech: hey thanks for adding me, not sure where i got your info lol...24/f, you?
[6/26/2014 2:41:28 PM] Joe Silva: whatever
[6/26/2014 2:42:03 PM] swf.melech: well I'm home for the summer from college, trying to get myself into some trouble ;) lol are you into college girls or cougars?
[6/26/2014 2:42:10 PM] Joe Silva: im gay
[6/26/2014 2:42:40 PM] swf.melech: of course lol?I'm recently single and i really like chill drama free guys who i can show my little body off to lol, promise you won't record me if i show you?
[6/26/2014 2:42:54 PM] Joe Silva: i said im gay, like as in not into pussy
[6/26/2014 2:43:11 PM] swf.melech: my pussy is nice and tight ;)
[6/26/2014 2:43:18 PM] Joe Silva: i said im not interested in pussy
[6/26/2014 2:43:21 PM] Joe Silva: im into dick
[6/26/2014 2:43:38 PM] swf.melech: suit yourself... ur prob a virgin anyways... peace!
[6/26/2014 2:44:06 PM] Joe Silva: see ya bitch!
[6/26/2014 2:44:21 PM] swf.melech: make me your bitch ;)
[6/26/2014 2:44:43 PM] Joe Silva: How about I make you into a Felicia
[6/26/2014 2:44:45 PM] Joe Silva: Bye Felicia
[6/26/2014 2:45:05 PM] swf.melech: lol ok one minute while i put on something cute, ok?
[6/26/2014 2:45:13 PM] Joe Silva: fuck you
[6/26/2014 2:45:29 PM] swf.melech: you wanna fuck me ?? lolz
[6/26/2014 2:45:34 PM] Joe Silva: No, I want you to fuck off.
[6/26/2014 2:45:50 PM] swf.melech: mhhm fuck me;)
[6/27/2014 11:27:41 AM] swf.melech: Just got home!you there?
[6/27/2014 2:06:44 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:21:18 PM] swf.melech: Yay someone to talk to :) !! how are you?
[6/27/2014 2:21:33 PM] Joe Silva: pretty good bitch
[6/27/2014 2:21:34 PM] Joe Silva: and you bitch
[6/27/2014 2:21:51 PM] swf.melech: make me your bitch ;)
[6/27/2014 2:22:11 PM] swf.melech: I'm awesome thanks for speaking with me I found your name in the online members search :) whatcha up to?
[6/27/2014 2:22:25 PM] Joe Silva: nothing much you ugly piece of shit
[6/27/2014 2:22:53 PM] swf.melech: I'm not too into trading pics .. I would rather see each other, you can see the real thing on my webcam... u want to?
[6/27/2014 2:23:54 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:24:25 PM] swf.melech: go to ////// it's a more secure site with my webcam you will have to verify your age so I'm not showing my boobies to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry its completely FREE and its a lot of fun once u come in ;)
[6/27/2014 2:24:37 PM] Joe Silva: how about you just show me on skype
[6/27/2014 2:24:53 PM] swf.melech: love to show off :)
[6/27/2014 2:24:55 PM] Joe Silva: on skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:10 PM] swf.melech: I dont have skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:30 PM] Joe Silva: We're fucking talking on skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:56 PM] swf.melech: make sure you Accept Invite on the left, click it k?
[6/27/2014 2:26:03 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:26:32 PM] swf.melech: ok, fill out your information, first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
[6/27/2014 2:26:41 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:27:15 PM] swf.melech: CC is just to validate your age hun, your card will NOT be charged just verified see where it says that? like i said it's FREE... cant show boobies and privates to minors..you know? ;)
[6/27/2014 2:27:26 PM] Joe Silva: LOL
[6/27/2014 2:27:38 PM] Joe Silva: how much money will you be stealing from my card?
[6/27/2014 2:27:43 PM] swf.melech: I'm here waiting for you.
[6/27/2014 2:27:48 PM] Joe Silva: I could careless
[6/27/2014 2:27:54 PM] Joe Silva: you're probably butch
[6/27/2014 2:28:05 PM] swf.melech: u in??
[6/27/2014 2:28:23 PM] Joe Silva: yes i just entered my cc info!
[6/27/2014 2:37:18 PM] Joe Silva: now what
 

EnergyKD

AKA KHAOTIC Zeus
Here's one of mine lol

[6/26/2014 2:40:17 PM] swf.melech: Was up there...
[6/26/2014 2:40:19 PM] Joe Silva: om
[6/26/2014 2:40:22 PM] Joe Silva: omg not another spammer
[6/26/2014 2:40:23 PM] Joe Silva: NO
[6/26/2014 2:40:28 PM] Joe Silva: Im not interested in your cam shows
[6/26/2014 2:40:28 PM] Joe Silva: NO
[6/26/2014 2:40:37 PM] Joe Silva: Im not interested in your private shows where i need my credit card
[6/26/2014 2:40:40 PM] Joe Silva: NO THANKS
[6/26/2014 2:40:47 PM] swf.melech: hey thanks for adding me, not sure where i got your info lol...24/f, you?
[6/26/2014 2:41:28 PM] Joe Silva: whatever
[6/26/2014 2:42:03 PM] swf.melech: well I'm home for the summer from college, trying to get myself into some trouble ;) lol are you into college girls or cougars?
[6/26/2014 2:42:10 PM] Joe Silva: im gay
[6/26/2014 2:42:40 PM] swf.melech: of course lol?I'm recently single and i really like chill drama free guys who i can show my little body off to lol, promise you won't record me if i show you?
[6/26/2014 2:42:54 PM] Joe Silva: i said im gay, like as in not into pussy
[6/26/2014 2:43:11 PM] swf.melech: my pussy is nice and tight ;)
[6/26/2014 2:43:18 PM] Joe Silva: i said im not interested in pussy
[6/26/2014 2:43:21 PM] Joe Silva: im into dick
[6/26/2014 2:43:38 PM] swf.melech: suit yourself... ur prob a virgin anyways... peace!
[6/26/2014 2:44:06 PM] Joe Silva: see ya bitch!
[6/26/2014 2:44:21 PM] swf.melech: make me your bitch ;)
[6/26/2014 2:44:43 PM] Joe Silva: How about I make you into a Felicia
[6/26/2014 2:44:45 PM] Joe Silva: Bye Felicia
[6/26/2014 2:45:05 PM] swf.melech: lol ok one minute while i put on something cute, ok?
[6/26/2014 2:45:13 PM] Joe Silva: fuck you
[6/26/2014 2:45:29 PM] swf.melech: you wanna fuck me ?? lolz
[6/26/2014 2:45:34 PM] Joe Silva: No, I want you to fuck off.
[6/26/2014 2:45:50 PM] swf.melech: mhhm fuck me;)
[6/27/2014 11:27:41 AM] swf.melech: Just got home!you there?
[6/27/2014 2:06:44 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:21:18 PM] swf.melech: Yay someone to talk to :) !! how are you?
[6/27/2014 2:21:33 PM] Joe Silva: pretty good bitch
[6/27/2014 2:21:34 PM] Joe Silva: and you bitch
[6/27/2014 2:21:51 PM] swf.melech: make me your bitch ;)
[6/27/2014 2:22:11 PM] swf.melech: I'm awesome thanks for speaking with me I found your name in the online members search :) whatcha up to?
[6/27/2014 2:22:25 PM] Joe Silva: nothing much you ugly piece of shit
[6/27/2014 2:22:53 PM] swf.melech: I'm not too into trading pics .. I would rather see each other, you can see the real thing on my webcam... u want to?
[6/27/2014 2:23:54 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:24:25 PM] swf.melech: go to ////// it's a more secure site with my webcam you will have to verify your age so I'm not showing my boobies to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry its completely FREE and its a lot of fun once u come in ;)
[6/27/2014 2:24:37 PM] Joe Silva: how about you just show me on skype
[6/27/2014 2:24:53 PM] swf.melech: love to show off :)
[6/27/2014 2:24:55 PM] Joe Silva: on skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:10 PM] swf.melech: I dont have skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:30 PM] Joe Silva: We're fucking talking on skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:56 PM] swf.melech: make sure you Accept Invite on the left, click it k?
[6/27/2014 2:26:03 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:26:32 PM] swf.melech: ok, fill out your information, first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
[6/27/2014 2:26:41 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:27:15 PM] swf.melech: CC is just to validate your age hun, your card will NOT be charged just verified see where it says that? like i said it's FREE... cant show boobies and privates to minors..you know? ;)
[6/27/2014 2:27:26 PM] Joe Silva: LOL
[6/27/2014 2:27:38 PM] Joe Silva: how much money will you be stealing from my card?
[6/27/2014 2:27:43 PM] swf.melech: I'm here waiting for you.
[6/27/2014 2:27:48 PM] Joe Silva: I could careless
[6/27/2014 2:27:54 PM] Joe Silva: you're probably butch
[6/27/2014 2:28:05 PM] swf.melech: u in??
[6/27/2014 2:28:23 PM] Joe Silva: yes i just entered my cc info!
[6/27/2014 2:37:18 PM] Joe Silva: now what
Lmao too funny!
 

EdFig81

Original OBS mbr/VSM/G4S
On some real talk I recently been getting BS txt msgs like the one @EnergyKD & @Mr. Mileena posted alot in the past few months.

I have fun fucking with them when I am bored having a smoke during break at work but I have to admit I never seen this bs like 2yrs ago.

I am in no way trying to hate on Microsoft. I just think Microsoft has terrible security because I have a private Gmail to this day I don't get spam in but I have opened hotmail accounts and never gave anyone the email and bam i get spam in like 1 day after creating my account. It's so stupid and I hate to say it I wonder if these msgs happen more now because Microsoft owns Skype now.
 
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EnergyKD

AKA KHAOTIC Zeus
Admit it OP. You wanted it to lead somewhere.

On some real talk I recently been getting BS txt msgs like the one @EnergyKD & @Mr. Mileena posted alot in the past few months.

I have fun fucking with them when I am bored having a smoke during break at work but I have to admit I never seen this bs like 2yrs ago.

I am in no way trying to hate on Microsoft. I just think Microsoft has terrible security because I have a private Gmail to this day I don't get spam in but I have opened hotmail accounts and never gave anyone the email and bam i get spam in like 1 day after creating my account. It's so stupid and I hate to say it I wonder if these msgs happen more now because Microsoft owns Skype now.
The guys at skype got to get their shit together i get these bots almost every damn week. Great another fucker trying to add me.
 

ZigZag

That Welsh Guy
[6/27/2014 2:24:25 PM] swf.melech: go to ////// it's a more secure site with my webcam you will have to verify your age so I'm not showing my boobies to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry its completely FREE and its a lot of fun once u come in ;)
[6/27/2014 2:24:37 PM] Joe Silva: how about you just show me on skype
[6/27/2014 2:24:53 PM] swf.melech: love to show off :)
[6/27/2014 2:24:55 PM] Joe Silva: on skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:10 PM] swf.melech: I dont have skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:30 PM] Joe Silva: We're fucking talking on skype
This part had me in tears!
 

Eddy Wang

Skarlet scientist
Can people post more of these? This is pretty hilarious, I sorta wanna go out now and try to find these people.
Its a bot, there is basically no one behind those posts, Mr.Mileena and EnergyKD were basically speaking to themselves.

What the bot does is, taking keywords whithin your posts and adds a reply based on that to lead you to their link, if a keyword is not found, the bot just replies "lol" or "lol ok... anyway click that link" you can easely see the pattern in both posts.

[9:57:04 PM] bunnykiss441: hey thanks for adding me, found your name in the skype member search...24/f, you?
[6/26/2014 2:40:47 PM] swf.melech: hey thanks for adding me, not sure where i got your info lol...24/f, you?

Like if a hot girl would waste her time convincing random people on skype to watch her naked into some website.