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damn, those eyes look like they have TERRIBLE depth perception.

and they probably do because i think he thinks he's on a damn skyscraper.
 
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ZAQ said:
Completely true.
My friend con'ed me into taking her shitty little dog for walks for a while a few years ago. What an embarrassing abomination that little turd was. It couldn't walk a block without having to sit down. And when it did, it's cock would fall out and it would just pant and try to make eye contact with the people walking past him. "How cyeeewwt!"

Most of them can't even breathe properly because they are so inbred.
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Yeah, I think I actually hate ugly looking dogs. My ex had a boxer, a pekingese and a boston terrier, 'cause, you know, why get a good looking dog, like a Lab or a Husky when you can get multiple ugly, stupid ones that drool everywhere. The Boston Terrier was the worst, it had this trench that went horizontally in it's face right above the nose, it looked at least half an inch deep. It also oinked like a pig constantly. It was probably the most disgusting creature on the planet.

I grew up with a Jack Russell Terrier, it was a smaller dog but it didn't look fucking mutated. The last ten years i've been around cats, and while I wasn't a cat person growing up it's grown on me and now I can barely stand being around most dogs. Cats have personality, unlike most dogs who are moronically happy all the time.
 
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