Who is the saltmaster in your local scene and why?

Cossner · Mar 20, 2015

JTB123 said:
Man I cannot imagine Arma being salty, he seems so chilled all the time.

He likes throwing his stick around.

DarthArma · Mar 20, 2015

HoneyBee said:
Just beat him in a few consecutive MMs and you'll see the salt flow

I have a gambling problem, im gonna call the number on the back of lottery tickets

DarthArma · Mar 20, 2015

RM Cossner said:
He likes throwing his stick around.

yeah thats it! It's NOT that I hate losing, its that I just LOVE throwing my stick on the floor.

juicepouch · Mar 20, 2015

Considering my offline scene is me and @IIFoReRuNnErII, probably me or IIFoReRuNnErII

my salty quote- stop fucking grabbing me

IIFoReRuNnErII salty quote- HACKS you dirty hacker

STORMS · Mar 20, 2015

@PND_Mustard promoted

Braindead · Mar 20, 2015

AK L0rdoftheFLY said:
I want to have "your mama" jokes turn into "pig is so salty he..."

Pig is so salty when he got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

No wait it doesn't work...

BigMilk · Mar 20, 2015

Fractured_Shadow said:
It is not even a close race in Texas...

DJLToro takes it hands down.

Lmao, his salt is unmatched in the community. C88 Kevo is a solid runner up, since he threw his controller once. Then it would have to be me in all things zod/GL & NW related.

M.D. · Mar 20, 2015

You know I actually met PND_Ketchup and played some matches with him (only I know when that happened, huhuhhuhuuh, and I'm a nobody so he doesn't even remember since he played like a thousand people - stalker confirmed), he seemed a nice guy at the time. But I guess you people know better

Cossner · Mar 20, 2015

Storms too busy promoting troll threads instead of fixing the fact that no one new can register because emails don't get sent.

TYM

Alright RyRy · Mar 20, 2015

Me, hands down.

When anybody jumps in on me. That makes me super salty

Slick Tony · Mar 20, 2015

Rampage254 said:
Me

Because I'm the only one here that plays NRS fighters.

This is my answer. Well actually, my dad plays them too but only for fun. So yeah, still me.

Hini · Mar 20, 2015

RM Cossner said:
Storms too busy promoting troll threads instead of fixing the fact that no one new can register because emails don't get sent.

TYM

Look you gotta prioritize okay?

rev0lver · Mar 20, 2015

cossner

Scott The Scot · Mar 20, 2015

@Youphemism is the saltiest in the Scottish NRS FGC, ever since I stopped being salty and breaking stuff

You know he's mad when you hear:
"OH MY GOD I DIDN'T PRESS THAT"
"MK9 is a bullshit game"
"This is why Injustice is better than MK9, because of bullshit like that!"
"Mhm because THAT'S fair!"
"THE MONITOR IS LAGGING!"
"Stupid negative edge!"
"Ooofcourse you can just mash out when I'm plus"
"Wow! Smoke is stupid"
"One mistake and you eat a death combo"
"Holy f*** I TECHED THAT!!!"
"How come whenever I try to anti-air with a normal it NEVER works!?!"

Sometimes on rare occasions he'll say them all at once.

Sorry Paul, love you man! :* <3

BillStickers · Mar 20, 2015

@PND_Ketchup is the saltiest in my scene, too.

The other day, he declared that "scream is not a wakeup attack" after trying to punish Sindel's wakeup step-up with neutral jump punch and got punished for it lol.

PND_Mustard · Mar 20, 2015

Maybe one day all the saltma

M.D. said:
You know I actually met PND_Ketchup and played some matches with him (only I know when that happened, huhuhhuhuuh, and I'm a nobody so he doesn't even remember since he played like a thousand people - stalker confirmed), he seemed a nice guy at the time. But I guess you people know better

He's a nice guy! Being salty doesn't automatically make someone an ass

Phosferrax · Mar 20, 2015

@PND_Mustard great shout on Ketchup. I can feel the sodium.

@C88 Zombieekiler is a salt factory also.

SHAOLIN · Mar 20, 2015

STB Sgt Reed said:
Idk who the saltiest is in the ATL scene b/c I wasn't able to go to too many during MK9's life, BUT

I'll never forgot the time I beat glass sword for like the 3rd or 4th time in a bnb tourney and he lost it. lol Kept saying how he couldn't believe he lost to sgt reed. The looks on everyone's face was priceless. I remember Lord of the Fly trying to tell him that I wasn't that bad and he wasn't having any of it. Ah good times.

@BEENEEWEENEES Vs. Glass Sword

It was at that moment I knew.... Austin was a true saltmaster lol

Shania Twain · Mar 20, 2015

M.D. said:
You know I actually met PND_Ketchup and played some matches with him (only I know when that happened, huhuhhuhuuh, and I'm a nobody so he doesn't even remember since he played like a thousand people - stalker confirmed), he seemed a nice guy at the time. But I guess you people know better

I have watched a couple of his vids on youtube. He has a nice voice and sounds like a peach. it's the UK sophisticated elegant accent I tell you!

Youphemism · Mar 20, 2015

PND_Ketchup said:
@UsedForGlue

There were fewer things more fresh than hearing the loud sigh you'd make every time somebody landed a successful jump in. especially if it beat your anti air attempt.

These things must return in MKX.

I hate this too

Scott The Scot said:
@Youphemism is the saltiest in the Scottish NRS FGC, ever since I stopped being salty and breaking stuff

You know he's mad when you hear:
"OH MY GOD I DIDN'T PRESS THAT"
"MK9 is a bullshit game"
"This is why Injustice is better than MK9, because of bullshit like that!"
"Mhm because THAT'S fair!"
"THE MONITOR IS LAGGING!"
"Stupid negative edge!"
"Ooofcourse you can just mash out when I'm plus"
"Wow! Smoke is stupid"
"One mistake and you eat a death combo"
"Holy f*** I TECHED THAT!!!"
"How come whenever I try to anti-air with a normal it NEVER works!?!"

Sometimes on rare occasions he'll say them all at once.

Sorry Paul, love you man! :* <3

You're a dick.

Kidding lol, but you're forgetting some important ones:
"Oh look, I lost ANOTHER fucking air to air."
*To the rhythm of Smoke's reset bnb* "Fair fair fair. Fair fair. Fair fair. Fair, fair. Fair-fair FAIR."
"Why did you do that? That was completely unnecessary."
"Yeah, easiest anti-airing in a fighting game MY ASS."
"Stop fucking mashing!"
"I AM PLUS!"

But let's not forget YOU Mr Salty McSaltysalt!
"Where's my fucking teleport? UGH"
"NO. No. Fuck off. I didn't do that!"
"I didn't let go of block though!!!"
"Ugh fuck Batgirl."

:DOGE

Phosferrax said:
@C88 Zombieekiler is a salt factory also.

I can attest to this also:
"Ugh why are you using so many gimmicks?!"
"uuuuuUUUUAAAAAGGGGHHH"
"Stop being so gimmickY!!!"

Cossner · Mar 20, 2015

rev0lver said:
cossner

no u

CrimsonShadow · Mar 20, 2015

On a related note to this topic: can someone please assume responsiblility for getting Sanford Kelly to play MKX?

I guarantee it would result in many, many memorable and cheerful moments

PND i2 Gaug3 · Mar 20, 2015

A F0xy Grampa said:
Sound familiar @PND i2 Gaug3?

We are about to go through the same with MKX oh how I hope our videos will help him attain some level of intellect.

THTB · Mar 20, 2015

Playing To Win has some pretty salty moments. Try watching him vs @FOREVER KING's Batman. Comedy ensues lol. (Sorry Matt!)

xWildx · Mar 20, 2015

I'm not quite understanding why this is considered front-page news.

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