NASA will pay you $18,000 to play MKX for 70 days

I've had a bunch of health issues already and up until late last year I couldn't afford insurance. This might have given me more health issues, but it also would have gotten me the money to get insurance and take care of the ones I already had.

Bar_Bar13 said:

It's basically living torture lol

http://www.vice.com/read/nasa-patient-8179-100

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Article ends with him cautiously optimistic.

No damn way... I prettymuch did this without a choice for 20 days and around 40 days... Worst shit ever... We'll the 20 days sucked after for many reasons...
But yeah not a chance...

Hell no!

People who've stayed in bed for much shorter times than this get blood clots in their legs and die.

Qwark28 said:

But most importantly, your fap sessions will be monitored for 70 days.

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They've probably got nurses who clean your pipes for you.

Voted before reading but brain says no, hype says yes lol

Did I just tie the vote?

I mean...you can always go into physical therapy to repair whatever damage the experiment does.

I'd be all right with it.

cant wait to lose all my gainz

when i was 7 years old i caught a bug out in Domincan Republic, back then my i was at my great grandmothers house in El Campo, and taken to basically a village healer type clinic. don't remember what i had but i was in bed for 19 days straight, the only difference is i could sit up on the side of my bed to pee and poop. i was married to an IV and was bored shitless out of my mind and pretty sick so i would sleep 14 hours a day. lets just say it was really bad when i finally got out, maybe it's because i was 7 in a non america hospital/clinic that my legs felt like spaghetti for a while afterwards. these guys going through this are also lying down face first at -6 degrees and are forced to shit on their sides. i can see myself being able to do it though, i pride myself in having mental stability and think most of this is on the mental side. too bad you have to be 25 and a NON SMOKER

I already spend money on drugs and alcohol to ruin my body, I should just get paid to ruin my body instead!

Decay said:

cant wait to lose all my gainz

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I already signed you up so you can come out normal human size after the 70 days of muscle atrophy.

Pig Of The Hut said:

Yea I voted no

Health > this

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MKX > Health

Let's go

rev0lver said:

ill screw up my own health for money

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ill screw up my own health for free. i will not submit myself to being miserable for 69 days for money, because i know by that first day homicide will be contemplated.

DanCock said:

I applied for this last week lol

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Good luck getting that custom controller of yours in that lol

I was just thinking how this is free money for decay and rico, they could probably go a few more months without moving.

rev0lver said:

can you get me a job that pays $1200 a week?

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No, you have to get yourself one.

RiBBz22 said:

No, you have to get yourself one.

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that's not as easy as you think lol

I would do it on the condition that I am well fed and the blankets are constantly ran through the dryer.
But how do I do my business? Do they give me a newspaper?

Doombawkz said:

I would do it on the condition that I am well fed and the blankets are constantly ran through the dryer.
But how do I do my business? Do they give me a newspaper?

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Bedpan. You can't sit up either.

Zoidberg747 said:

Bedpan. You can't sit up either.

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But I'm not pan trained

Nooooooope. This is some bad shit.

rev0lver said:

that's not as easy as you think lol

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I will accept this as props

Fuck that shit.