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The Sisterhood: Girl Power Pledge

Ecodus

I ain't got time to bleed.
(mods, this post is totally humorous so don't overreact with my realness ;) )

Only a potbellied hick from the midwest would make such a comment in 2014. Where do I begin...*sigh*

1.) Anyone who works out and has the pleasure of being in the company of fit women, yes, women can hang with men. It's called weight distribution. I'm sure you are confused so I'll just give you this example: Bane could take a full swing at Harley Quinn, if she stabilizes her weight and positioning properly, she can guide his punch and attack his THUS vulnerable self. "Strength" plays no role, sir.

2.) Most of the users solely using female characters are gay (not all, but the ones that matter, yes) get plenty of ass (pun intended).

Go on...tell us all how ALLEGEDLY a virgin wanted you.... LOL


(this post was brought to you by @RunwayMafia and was solely intended to be a joke/humorous in tone, so don't take it as an attack or even remotely as serious) ;) ;) ;)
I'm as straight as Oliver Quinn, and I only use female characters. I also matter. Let's not make this have anything to do with sexuality.

@Slips every time I play a fighting game I get to see a girl wearing scandalous clothing using whips and stuff and female character players are the fruit baskets? Hot chicks with whips > some dead guy with chains.
 

A F0xy Grampa

Problem X Promotions
There's 3 games I play exclusively female characters.

Tekken - Asuka & Jun Kazama
Injustice - Wonder Woman
SF - Chun Li

I play Jago in KI and every1 knows my MK characters.

I disapprove of the sisterhood though lol. LAME. Just sounds like a very lonely club, if you catch my drift.

I don't understand how my character selection works but I know I like nutpunches and will therefore be playing Cassie at least in MKX.
 

TakeAChance

TYM White Knight
I mained Jade in MK9, Dick in Injustice (but he's dead :p), and Sadira in KI.

Probably not enough for the club, but still interesting how some gravitate towards female characters.
 

Awkward Sloth

Lamest Harley, still better sloth than Jer
(mods, this post is totally humorous so don't overreact with my realness ;) )

Only a potbellied hick from the midwest would make such a comment in 2014. Where do I begin...*sigh*

1.) Anyone who works out and has the pleasure of being in the company of fit women, yes, women can hang with men. It's called weight distribution. I'm sure you are confused so I'll just give you this example: Bane could take a full swing at Harley Quinn, if she stabilizes her weight and positioning properly, she can guide his punch and attack his THUS vulnerable self. "Strength" plays no role, sir.

2.) Most of the users solely using female characters are gay (not all, but the ones that matter, yes) get plenty of ass (pun intended).

Go on...tell us all how ALLEGEDLY a virgin wanted you.... LOL


(this post was brought to you by @RunwayMafia and was solely intended to be a joke/humorous in tone, so don't take it as an attack or even remotely as serious) ;) ;) ;)
HA! Jokes on you buddy! I'm gay and I get no ass. Scrub. :cool:
 

A F0xy Grampa

Problem X Promotions
It's unrealistic as fuck that women can hang with the best of the best with men in regards to fighting. You all are delusional. You all can't get real women so you fantasize about fake ones. #realrap

@GGA 16 Bit needs to apologize for promoting this behavior. Men express themselves in fighting games by showing how badass their character is. Not how feminine they secretly want to be.

Sorry but someone had to come in here and regulate this fruit basket of a thread.
Worded better than I could.
 

RunwayMafia

Shoot them. Shoot them all.
I'm as straight as Oliver Quinn, and I only use female characters. I also matter. Let's not make this have anything to do with sexuality.

@Slips every time I play a fighting game I get to see a girl wearing scandalous clothing using whips and stuff and female character players are the fruit baskets? Hot chicks with whips > some dead guy with chains.
… I wasn't serious, lol
 

Slips

Feared by dragons. Desired by virgins.
(mods, this post is totally humorous so don't overreact with my realness ;) )

Only a potbellied hick from the midwest would make such a comment in 2014. Where do I begin...*sigh*

1.) Anyone who works out and has the pleasure of being in the company of fit women, yes, women can hang with men. It's called weight distribution. I'm sure you are confused so I'll just give you this example: Bane could take a full swing at Harley Quinn, if she stabilizes her weight and positioning properly, she can guide his punch and attack his THUS vulnerable self. "Strength" plays no role, sir.

2.) Most of the users solely using female characters are gay (not all, but the ones that matter, yes) get plenty of ass (pun intended).

Go on...tell us all how ALLEGEDLY a virgin wanted you.... LOL


(this post was brought to you by @RunwayMafia and was solely intended to be a joke/humorous in tone, so don't take it as an attack or even remotely as serious) ;) ;) ;)
For someone who worships the pussy as much as you do you should really take the 'mafia' out of your name. You ain't hard enough to reference any mafia son.

Look at you tryin to use science and shit to argue females can hang with males in phycial prowess. Hate to break it to you but the land of the Amazonians ain't real bro. Just another fantasy story to please you pussy pushers. There's a reason why, in real life, whether it be boxing, kickboxing, mma, ect. women are seperated from the men.

I remember in high school a girl tried out for our high school wrestling team. Boys be takin it easy on her ass to the point where she actually thought she was good and got cocky. Next thing you know that bitch got German suplexed so hard even Chris Benoit would've been proud. Bitch get out the game. Fuck.

Virgins love me bro. They love the fact that a beast of a man like me can give them the tender touch to break dat seal and then after take them to the Hardrock Cafe for some fuckin pound cake. My skeet be holdin cocktail parties on their asses. Come at me.
 

Slips

Feared by dragons. Desired by virgins.
My Admiration for strong women hasn't nothing to do with my personal life, don't judge everyone based on someone's fantasy, everyone is in this group for different reasons, but they all appreciate women, and play female characters.

And i think your post is disrespectful to my Ancestor Queen N'zinga M'bandi A.K.A Ana de Sousa which was one of the strongest woman that ever existed in real life, and national treasure to all of my people, and of course the reason why i started to like strong female characters in the entretainment world.
Lawl leave it to a woman to take it to this level. Case in point fellas. Case in point. Girl it's ok. It ain't that serious.

Ancestor Queen N'zinga M'bandi sounds like she was nice and tight tho, wish I would've met dat ass. Mmmm hmm.
 

GuamoKun

I Break Hearts, Not Combos
DAMMIT @Slips STOP DOUBLE POSTING BUT ANYWAYS I WILL SAY THIS:

I AM SO HAPPY I HAVE A PEEPEE AND MY COIN PURSE WITH LOW HANGING LEFTY AND WRINKLY RIGHTY.


but hey what if like a fighting game character is biologically male and identifies as female.

What if a female fighting game player like exclusively picks male characters.

I mean if you deny them by that you deny them the title of being a sister, which implies that sister is not biological which means that if you want to really be a part of this you can if you believe hard enough ;_;