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TheSpore

Nurgle Chaos God of Death and Disease
Yeah, but this is what happens when boredom takes over you. You start arguing with bots and just laughing at the responses given.
Then you start laughing more manically, which leads to you grabbing an ax, leading to a murderous rampage, next thing you know your wearing someone's head as a hat and your covered in blood while running through the streets screaming and yelling "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC". Oh wait sorry that was last tuesday!
This happened to me once. Except the girl ended up being real and added me on facebook. It was super weird.
Now that is weird did it lead to somewhere.
 

CCVengeance

The one guy hoping for Kai
Reminds me of the time when I got a random call from some company that claimed that they detected my system has a virus on it and the only way to fix it was to have me give them remote access to the system.

They were talking about my own home PC, yet called to tell me this while I was at work on my work PC. lol (call was done over my personal cell)

Woman asked for information so I returned requesting information, while on the phone I asked them what Virus scanner do you see me using, they said Norton, wrong answer #1 I use Kaspersky, I researched the number of the phone call, Wrong answer #2 came up as a scam number, I requested an address to the physical location they work out of, checked the address in Google, came up with a random open field in Colorado. So as I am talking and gathering information I decided time to spill the beans. I said " Sure I will cooperate, this issue needs to be fixed now, but first let me ask you something. "
I continued, " So, you said this is my home PC and you just caught this on your scanners,"
they replied " Yes that is correct"
I continued, " Well I'm not at home right now and currently my PC is turned off and, so it is impossible for you to know what is going on with it right now. You said I was using Norton Anti-Virus, which is completely incorrect and I am not revealing the program I do use to you. The number you used to call comes up as a random generated number and doesn't link to anywhere and the address you have given shows a random field in the middle of Colorado where there is no building present on the location."
I received no response, so I kept going
" Well its obvious I have found a scam and BTW, you are requesting information from a Gov. employee that holds a high end security clearance and has ties with the several federal law enforcement agencies including DCIS (this is actually true) and I am currently recording this call and documenting everything and it is currently being forwarded to both DCIS and the FBI (I didn't really do that though), so without further discussion is there anything else I may help you with?"

Their response a swift click and never heard from them again. I did all this in front of my boss(now former) and she about died laughing and how I handled the call.
 
Then you start laughing more manically, which leads to you grabbing an ax, leading to a murderous rampage, next thing you know your wearing someone's head as a hat and your covered in blood while running through the streets screaming and yelling "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC". Oh wait sorry that was last tuesday!

Now that is weird did it lead to somewhere.
 

RM Truth

Unintentional Tier Whore Follow me @TruthRM
Then you start laughing more manically, which leads to you grabbing an ax, leading to a murderous rampage, next thing you know your wearing someone's head as a hat and your covered in blood while running through the streets screaming and yelling "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC". Oh wait sorry that was last tuesday!

Now that is weird did it lead to somewhere.
Free shows on my birthday.
 
Then you start laughing more manically, which leads to you grabbing an ax, leading to a murderous rampage, next thing you know your wearing someone's head as a hat and your covered in blood while running through the streets screaming and yelling "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC". Oh wait sorry that was last tuesday!
wat
 
I actually have had two "bots" try and approach me lol, I led one on, but eventually got bored and stopped replying lol. Next time tho, I will lead them on then hit em with some kind of surprise.
 

Saboteur-6

Filthy Casual
I randomly got one tonight.

[12:58:22 AM] sexy gurl: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[12:59:07 AM] Me: Nope
[1:00:29 AM] sexy gurl: i got ure name from the directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[1:00:35 AM] sexy gurl: 25/f here u?
[1:01:18 AM] Mw: 87/m retired marine. I can't get erections anymoe. It's traumatic.
[1:01:34 AM] sexy gurl: so whatcha up to?
[1:02:07 AM] Me: You'll have to speak up I don't hear so well
[1:02:24 AM] sexy gurl: i just started summer break from school, i'm still in college right now so i've been really looking forward to this ya know
[1:03:32 AM] Me: Looking forward to what, Skype? That sounds like a lame summer. You should try cocaine.
[1:03:42 AM] sexy gurl: lol, well i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[1:04:33 AM] Me: Does it involve me having to use the Google? I don't like to use the Google. I have to watch my blood pressure pretty close.
[1:04:50 AM] sexy gurl: i was actually going to be getting to my "job" here shortly. my one friend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after spring break
[1:05:06 AM] sexy gurl: Lol i thought she was crazy at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded nuts at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[1:06:32 AM] Me: I too do private webcam shows. Mostly of me yelling at children to get off my lawn. Premium members can watch me take naps while sitting up in my chair. It gets super crazy on my webshows.
[1:06:49 AM] sexy gurl: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to give u one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[1:07:24 AM] Me: That sounds like Communist propaganda.
[1:07:41 AM] sexy gurl: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its ------------- and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.
[1:07:57 AM] sexy gurl: then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cum join my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[1:08:32 AM] Me: I tried clicking on the link but then I broke my hip. You should've warned me that it was that physically intense.
[1:08:49 AM] sexy gurl: ya u do need a cc of sum sort... but, its just to verify your age
[1:09:05 AM] sexy gurl: u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!! lols im such a goofball sumtimes
[1:09:27 AM] Me: I told you I'm 87. I've got shrapnel in my left butt cheek that's older than you.
[1:09:43 AM] sexy gurl: i really can't wait too this is gonna be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[1:10:44 AM] Me: I don't understand. Turned down for what?
[1:11:01 AM] sexy gurl: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol
[1:12:04 AM] Me: Sometimes I forget who I am and wander out into my yard without my pants on.
[1:12:31 AM] Me: I've urinated on the neighbors dog 3 times doing that.
[1:13:30 AM] Me: I tell my home aid that I don't remember doing it but I totally do. Little bastard shits all over my yard.
[1:13:48 AM] Me: Where'd you go? Are you bringing back Jello?
 
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