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Youphemism

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
EnergyKD said:
[11:02:46 PM] bunnykiss441: lol ok one minute while i put on something cute, ok?
[11:04:45 PM] Alex: me too brb im gonna wear a horse head followed by mickey mouse gloves and a godzilla tail, ok?
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Mr. Mileena said:
[6/27/2014 2:25:10 PM] swf.melech: I dont have skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:30 PM] Joe Silva: We're fucking talking on skype

[6/27/2014 2:27:38 PM] Joe Silva: how much money will you be stealing from my card?
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Dying
 
HellblazerHawkman

HellblazerHawkman

Confused Thanagarian
Could be real. I was at a strip club one time in a full Spiderman hoodie (much like this
) and one came up to me and my friend and goes "I love that Scorpion on your shirt". Dumb bitches will say anything for money (I had nothing else to contribute :()

And in case you are wondering, I wore the Spiderman hoodie because we happened to be wearing matching Batman shirts and I didn't want anyone to think we were a couple
 
The_REAL_xVAPORx

The_REAL_xVAPORx

smoke reset bot
Mr. Mileena said:
Here's one of mine lol

[6/26/2014 2:40:17 PM] swf.melech: Was up there...
[6/26/2014 2:40:19 PM] Joe Silva: om
[6/26/2014 2:40:22 PM] Joe Silva: omg not another spammer
[6/26/2014 2:40:23 PM] Joe Silva: NO
[6/26/2014 2:40:28 PM] Joe Silva: Im not interested in your cam shows
[6/26/2014 2:40:28 PM] Joe Silva: NO
[6/26/2014 2:40:37 PM] Joe Silva: Im not interested in your private shows where i need my credit card
[6/26/2014 2:40:40 PM] Joe Silva: NO THANKS
[6/26/2014 2:40:47 PM] swf.melech: hey thanks for adding me, not sure where i got your info lol...24/f, you?
[6/26/2014 2:41:28 PM] Joe Silva: whatever
[6/26/2014 2:42:03 PM] swf.melech: well I'm home for the summer from college, trying to get myself into some trouble ;) lol are you into college girls or cougars?
[6/26/2014 2:42:10 PM] Joe Silva: im gay
[6/26/2014 2:42:40 PM] swf.melech: of course lol?I'm recently single and i really like chill drama free guys who i can show my little body off to lol, promise you won't record me if i show you?
[6/26/2014 2:42:54 PM] Joe Silva: i said im gay, like as in not into pussy
[6/26/2014 2:43:11 PM] swf.melech: my pussy is nice and tight ;)
[6/26/2014 2:43:18 PM] Joe Silva: i said im not interested in pussy
[6/26/2014 2:43:21 PM] Joe Silva: im into dick
[6/26/2014 2:43:38 PM] swf.melech: suit yourself... ur prob a virgin anyways... peace!
[6/26/2014 2:44:06 PM] Joe Silva: see ya bitch!
[6/26/2014 2:44:21 PM] swf.melech: make me your bitch ;)
[6/26/2014 2:44:43 PM] Joe Silva: How about I make you into a Felicia
[6/26/2014 2:44:45 PM] Joe Silva: Bye Felicia
[6/26/2014 2:45:05 PM] swf.melech: lol ok one minute while i put on something cute, ok?
[6/26/2014 2:45:13 PM] Joe Silva: fuck you
[6/26/2014 2:45:29 PM] swf.melech: you wanna fuck me ?? lolz
[6/26/2014 2:45:34 PM] Joe Silva: No, I want you to fuck off.
[6/26/2014 2:45:50 PM] swf.melech: mhhm fuck me;)
[6/27/2014 11:27:41 AM] swf.melech: Just got home!you there?
[6/27/2014 2:06:44 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:21:18 PM] swf.melech: Yay someone to talk to :) !! how are you?
[6/27/2014 2:21:33 PM] Joe Silva: pretty good bitch
[6/27/2014 2:21:34 PM] Joe Silva: and you bitch
[6/27/2014 2:21:51 PM] swf.melech: make me your bitch ;)
[6/27/2014 2:22:11 PM] swf.melech: I'm awesome thanks for speaking with me I found your name in the online members search :) whatcha up to?
[6/27/2014 2:22:25 PM] Joe Silva: nothing much you ugly piece of shit
[6/27/2014 2:22:53 PM] swf.melech: I'm not too into trading pics .. I would rather see each other, you can see the real thing on my webcam... u want to?
[6/27/2014 2:23:54 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:24:25 PM] swf.melech: go to ////// it's a more secure site with my webcam you will have to verify your age so I'm not showing my boobies to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry its completely FREE and its a lot of fun once u come in ;)
[6/27/2014 2:24:37 PM] Joe Silva: how about you just show me on skype
[6/27/2014 2:24:53 PM] swf.melech: love to show off :)
[6/27/2014 2:24:55 PM] Joe Silva: on skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:10 PM] swf.melech: I dont have skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:30 PM] Joe Silva: We're fucking talking on skype
[6/27/2014 2:25:56 PM] swf.melech: make sure you Accept Invite on the left, click it k?
[6/27/2014 2:26:03 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:26:32 PM] swf.melech: ok, fill out your information, first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
[6/27/2014 2:26:41 PM] Joe Silva: no
[6/27/2014 2:27:15 PM] swf.melech: CC is just to validate your age hun, your card will NOT be charged just verified see where it says that? like i said it's FREE... cant show boobies and privates to minors..you know? ;)
[6/27/2014 2:27:26 PM] Joe Silva: LOL
[6/27/2014 2:27:38 PM] Joe Silva: how much money will you be stealing from my card?
[6/27/2014 2:27:43 PM] swf.melech: I'm here waiting for you.
[6/27/2014 2:27:48 PM] Joe Silva: I could careless
[6/27/2014 2:27:54 PM] Joe Silva: you're probably butch
[6/27/2014 2:28:05 PM] swf.melech: u in??
[6/27/2014 2:28:23 PM] Joe Silva: yes i just entered my cc info!
[6/27/2014 2:37:18 PM] Joe Silva: now what
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damn.... I haven't laughed that hard in a while. that's some funny shit
 
kappie.wp

kappie.wp

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reminds me of this shit:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Noob
I remember some bots like this on AIM. they all said the same similar thing. Can't bot me!
 
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OnlineRon91

OnlineRon91

Joker++
Eddy Wang said:
Its a bot, there is basically no one behind those posts, Mr.Mileena and EnergyKD were basically speaking to themselves.

What the bot does is, taking keywords whithin your posts and adds a reply based on that to lead you to their link, if a keyword is not found, the bot just replies "lol" or "lol ok... anyway click that link" you can easely see the pattern in both posts.

[9:57:04 PM] bunnykiss441: hey thanks for adding me, found your name in the skype member search...24/f, you?
[6/26/2014 2:40:47 PM] swf.melech: hey thanks for adding me, not sure where i got your info lol...24/f, you?

Like if a hot girl would waste her time convincing random people on skype to watch her naked into some website.
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Gentlemen, we can make her smarter.
We have the technology.
:DOGE
 
TheSpore

TheSpore

Nurgle Chaos God of Death and Disease
Reminds me of the time when I got a random call from some company that claimed that they detected my system has a virus on it and the only way to fix it was to have me give them remote access to the system.

They were talking about my own home PC, yet called to tell me this while I was at work on my work PC. lol (call was done over my personal cell)

Woman asked for information so I returned requesting information, while on the phone I asked them what Virus scanner do you see me using, they said Norton, wrong answer #1 I use Kaspersky, I researched the number of the phone call, Wrong answer #2 came up as a scam number, I requested an address to the physical location they work out of, checked the address in Google, came up with a random open field in Colorado. So as I am talking and gathering information I decided time to spill the beans. I said " Sure I will cooperate, this issue needs to be fixed now, but first let me ask you something. "
I continued, " So, you said this is my home PC and you just caught this on your scanners,"
they replied " Yes that is correct"
I continued, " Well I'm not at home right now and currently my PC is turned off and, so it is impossible for you to know what is going on with it right now. You said I was using Norton Anti-Virus, which is completely incorrect and I am not revealing the program I do use to you. The number you used to call comes up as a random generated number and doesn't link to anywhere and the address you have given shows a random field in the middle of Colorado where there is no building present on the location."
I received no response, so I kept going
" Well its obvious I have found a scam and BTW, you are requesting information from a Gov. employee that holds a high end security clearance and has ties with the several federal law enforcement agencies including DCIS (this is actually true) and I am currently recording this call and documenting everything and it is currently being forwarded to both DCIS and the FBI (I didn't really do that though), so without further discussion is there anything else I may help you with?"

Their response a swift click and never heard from them again. I did all this in front of my boss(now former) and she about died laughing and how I handled the call.
 
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