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Stock Market: The Complete Meta Strikes Back

16 Bit

Mash d+1~Cat Claws
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This edition covers both Winter Brawl and SoCal Regionals.


KDZ: Stock up. The skill gap is back. Cannot win a local but can win a major, Wafflez style. Proves all the haters wrong by overcoming Superman's double digit bad match ups. What a hero.

Sonic Fox: Stock up. Has his highest placement to date but throws it away trolling against KDZ. Exposed game breaking Batgirl tech....Bat Evade 3 infinite in the corner against Tom.

Forever King: Stock down. Got bodied in pools and has given his Batman of America title to Darth Arma. Streak of Forever Top 8 lasted 1 tournament. Needs to stop using his shite Sinestro.

Chongo: Stock up. Placed top 16 with Nightwing, beginning his reign of Nightwing of America that lasted 1 week before Sajam placed top 8 at SCR. Then regained his spot when Sajam retired before losing it again for one WNF. Current status pending on Sajam's Terry Funkesque retirements.

Tom Brady: Stock up. Proves the haters wrong by avoiding Black Adam and Noobe and placing top 8. Places 4th, tying with Wonder Chef's Aquaman at SCR making Tom a lock for the 5th best Aquaman.

Viking: Stock up. Was called a free online Zod by Rico who he beat 2-0(apparently not worthy of his Aquaman). Accomplished in his first tournament what M2Dave and Pig have struggled to do for a year.

Zyphox: Stock down. WB was so long ago I've forgotten what happened to him. 0-2, right?

Khaotik: Stock down. Loses two "Iceberg. KF wins 6-4. If you haven't played me you just don't know" match ups, gives Miles Wright months of material and makes Claude Von Stroke the de facto Killer Frost of America. Joins me and PR Balrog in the graveyard of washed up KF players.

Glass Sword: Stock up. Stone Cold Austin Witcher defeats former major placers and places top 8 before Smarr. Faces 15 lashes from Brrrraaaant for losing to a Zod player. Since Ducky got bodied Austin has been given rights to lord over the Raven forums and is now the Goebbels to Ducky's Hitler.

Pimpimjim: Stock down. Disappeared from the tournament for hours only to return when Guamo and Asian Tom cheered him up. Got high with Slayer and later almost had a confused convenience store owner call the cops at 2 AM. Is now wearing a Bret Hart heel leather jacket.

16 Bit: Stock down. Steve Brownback blown out. Bodied by the complete meta. Last seen on twitter begging for props for winning an exhibition after the tournament. Placed top 3 with an autopilot Kitana, providing solid evidence she truly was brain dead and spaced herself. Unfortunately MK is dead so can't use MK training as an excuse for getting bodied.

Wonder Chef: Stock up. Rides the complete meta train through pools and into top 8 only to lose to a Flash that couldn't do combos. Will continue to upplay Catwoman after losing an exhibition and lost all his prize money in side bets with DMS.

Wound Cowboy: Stock down. The favorite to win had the whole tournament speaking of his secret broken tech in hushed tones. Placing 9th has caused Wound's natural downplaying to reach insane Death levels where Sinestro was previously top 10 then got tech to become top 5 and then lost it and went back to his previous state where he is now somehow unviable.

Filipino Man: Stock up. Rose to the top of the Wonder Woman pantheon by stomping on Goomba in the mirror and out placing him in the tournament.

P Board: Stock up. Won MK and got revenge for his Evo 2013 loss. Tells everyone how little he plays Injustice while being one of their top 10 Superman players.

Theo: Stock up. Overcomes his masters Tyrant & DJT, overcomes the unwinnable Flash matchup. Not only did he win the tournament he somehow managed to out downplay even Wound Cowboy with some insane talking points at Real Talk IHOP like "Harley gives Aqua problems...if she has a 80 percent life lead".

Whiteboi: Stock up. Sonic Boom Brad is once again on blast as he declares Doomsday is bad while a Floridian Doomsday crushes the competition and places top 8. Needs to grow a real mustache and keep Jeremiah's downplaying in check.

Trepound: Stock down. Somehow randomly ended up stuck in Oregon and asking for donations to get to SCR. Was last seen asking for donations to get out of pools.

Smarrgasm: Stock down. Popped off on at both majors and had to watch two different Black Adam's defeat my Catwoman in exhibition and tournament.

King Hippo: Stock up. Places top 8 with Deathstroke, putting Dave on blast yet again. Dave can now no longer claim DS can only win if you're a Tekken legend. Had a strange pop off on Sao, which is the most relevant Sao has been since 2012 where he looked like a top MK player.

Forever King: Stock up. Placed top 3 and has earned the Batman of America title. Starts a new streak of forever top 8. Needs to stop using his shite Sinestro.
 
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