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There's a guaranteed blow-job in my house every Fathers Day. I can't fucking wait until I'm the dad.

I need some good black metal. Throw some names at me. Not crap like Stayricon or Dimmu.

They say never work with kids or animals, never more true than in porn.

If you reply to this I will reply to why I dislike/like you.

Im going to EVO, wtf treyarch.

I would give up smoking, but I'm not a quitter.

After I've finished masturbating, I like to sit on my hand for a while so it feels like someone else makes me a sandwich.

BABIED BRO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwejRPfNSjo

I went to the zoo the other day, and all there was was a dog. It was a shitzu.

Buy a ship. Name it relation. Sit in it. You are in a relationship.

http://www.twitch.tv/fgcbergen watch and lol over lowtier gameplay

Realtalk has anyone here ever used the "Share to Facebook" button? From a porn website?

Daaaayuuuummmm holocaust jokes on blast. GET IT

The Grunster has a 100% combo yeeeeah

I am not useless, I can always serve as a bad example.

Shoutouts to the guy outside the apratment farting so loud I could hear him inside.

Scorpions are nature's way of saying "Fuck you, I'm gonna combine lobsters, spiders, wasps and nightmares."

I tried to be gay once. I sucked.

INJUSTICE: Frauds among us.

I like my girls like I like my font size. 12.

Shoutouts to scrubs hanging out on a competitive fighting game forum not wanting to level up. Why are you people here? We dont serve food.

I was just wondering, do you think Chinese people see in widescreen view?

Anal sex is a lot like my first car. I didn't really want it, but my dad gave it to me anyway.

At least the demo is a better game than MK9 But i didnt like it.

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