Lt. Box
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Lt. Box

KENNY'S NOT DEAD <3, Male, from Maple Shade, NJ

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    1. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Now that I think about it, Kabal would fit in rather well at the Dark Carnival.
    2. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      @THTB, I already know Sub-Zero like a hot knife knows butter. I have to improve him. I owe Maxter a rematch. Skarlet will be my ECT harlot.
    3. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Oh, Bi-Han...no matter what the hell I do, I always end up coming back to you. Looks like Skarlet will have to wait until ECT. BRAWWWWWWWL.
    4. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Oh no no, Phil, that was a good, very approving dot dot dot fuck. Really liking Crimson Fury so far. Darkside was too damn slow.
    5. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      So yeah...Twisted Metal...Fuck.
    6. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Actually, TM1 was my favorite of them all. I used to go out of my way to kill Sweet Tooth whenever he was present. Pit Viper > Grasshopper.
    7. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      If for whatever reason TM becomes a competitive game, I will be going to shows for it. Hells yeah.
    8. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      DID SOMEONE SAY TWISTED METAL DEMO? *runs screaming to PSN*
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    9. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      If Mileena tried to give you a teddy, you wouldn't precautiously choke the thing to death in case she'd had it possessed? Always be safe.
    10. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      @Reptile: Ejecting coffee from the nose is PAINFUL. I would not recommend it. I do, however, recommend throttling teddies. WINTER BRAWL!!!
    11. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Scorpion Fatalities Teddy. Box laughs until coffee comes out of his nose. Box wishes he could afford a Vita just for MK. Box quietly weeps.
      1. PimpUigi
        PimpUigi
        You should have played as Mileena, and leave Scorpion with no choice but to accept the teddy bear and her friendship.
        Feb 6, 2012
      2. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        MK10/UMK9. This'll be like the "Cooking With Scorpion" of this generation, so hopefully we'll get a new addition in the future...perhaps you perform a Fatality, but instead of eating him, she simply offers the teddy and he raises her hand in victory. "SUCCESS." Then...when she least expects it...he grabs her AND the teddy and throws them BOTH in front of the train.
        Feb 6, 2012
      3. PimpUigi
        PimpUigi
        I'm too much of a romantic I guess...
        Feb 6, 2012
    12. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Day off from work + free time = cramming as much Skarlet play in as possible before Winter Brawl. Have to get her as ready as can be...
    13. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      RAPZILLA GON' BRAWL! Awesome, amigo :D. GET ON THAT LIST PEOPLE!
    14. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Even Skarlet's most simple stuff is damaging/manipulative as fuck. 24-28% for every successful Slash & U3 Dagger popup? Oh yeah. She's mine.
    15. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      She's so fucking good, though. It's just a matter of figuring out the math and sorting out the useless mixups from the priceless ones.
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      2. Mikemetroid
        Mikemetroid
        Hopefully I'll still be able to go and maybe help you out.

        Some financial issues atm...
        Feb 5, 2012
      3. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        You and me both, brother. The only reason I can even pull these shows off is because Momma Box is awesome and my job knows of my MK-ness and they have no issue letting me do my thing every now and again. Really hope you can make it, fingers are crossed that this show turns out awesome.
        Feb 5, 2012
      4. Mikemetroid
        Mikemetroid
        Yeah, its the fact that i'm not 18 that makes it really difficult. I can't room share with anyone.
        Feb 5, 2012
    16. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Crash, sometimes one has to go backwards in order to go forward. Writing down frame data & combos. I want to make her mine. Chuck - daaaamn.
    17. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      I really, really wanna pick up Skarlet before Winter Brawl. But I'm in need of help. Anyone well-versed in the Blood Princess...HELP ME!
    18. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      I always played Scorpion, brother Little Box played Sub. Always. This was the first game since UMK3 where that changed. Bi-Han > Kuai Liang.
    19. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      I always wondered who would win in a knife fight between Screech and Urkel.
    20. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      I would not recommend trying to sit on a fence made of peanut butter, for any reason. Come to Winter Brawl, Z. Be #50. You know you wanna.
      1. Fraud Blank
        Fraud Blank
        What if the fence is made of something that looks like peanut butter but is actually not and it stinks? I think I'd rather stay home and wash myself instead.
        Feb 4, 2012
    21. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      If you're still on the fence for Winter Brawl...GET OFF THE DAMN FENCE AND GET TO PHILLY! BRAWL! TACOS!
    22. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Holy shit @ John McClane. Yippie-kai-yay motherf***er would be the best victory line ever.
    23. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      So Cyblax is amazing...and I havent even attempted to learn any resets yet. JK Telepoof recovery = <3.
    24. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      THTB, I'd be so damn happy. I kid you not when I say the only reason I dont play Rain is 'cause I hate his costume. Tunic = Box & Rain time.
    25. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      I want those damn Vita costumes...but lord knows I'm not shelling out god knows how much for handheld UMK3 tunics. Tempting...but no.
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