Lt. Box
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Lt. Box

Everything Is Chaos., Male, from Woodbury, NJ

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FT10/15/Infinity anyone? Live GT = Lt Boxy Static, a Shaolin Kung Jin in need of some moo goo gai pan. Dec 28, 2015

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    1. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      @Guamo: Assign Ice Bombs to 4 instead of 3. Less dangerous teleport. New haircut. DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT.
    2. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Writing the most epic story of all time. In dire need of new, imaginitive ideas to blow peoples' minds. Wish I owned a Thinking Chair.
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    3. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Go get 'em, Mil. Those crazy fucks give us fans of Jesus a horrible name. Hell, they give HUMANITY a horrible name.
      1. peachyO likes this.
    4. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Everybody and they momma try'na eat mah brains.
      1. AestheticLove
        AestheticLove
        dammmn, i wanna piece of boxy's brains. (;
        May 18, 2012
      2. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        Girl, I got them tasty, good for your health, should be a vitamin at GNC brains :).

        (Note: I do not know for a scientific fact how healthy my brains are. But I can guess.)
        May 18, 2012
    5. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      If SCV can have Ring Outs, I see no reason I can't daydream about the return of the Death Traps. FALLING CLIFFS FTW.
      1. peachyO likes this.
    6. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      A poem by Patrick Star: "Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom."
      1. peachyO and Insuperable like this.
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      3. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        Oh shit, and the barnacle episode is on. "The barnacle became convinced it was pelican, and flew away for the winter, and we never saw it again." "I thought you said it was a barnacle." "What'd I say?" "Pelican." "......He was a really good hypnotist."
        May 18, 2012
      4. Insuperable
        Insuperable
        hahhaahhahaahhahaahahahhaahhahahahhahahhahaahhaahhaahahahahahha my favorite moment is probably the story of the ugly barnacle. "There once was a barnacle who was so ugly that everybody died. The end :)"
        May 18, 2012
      5. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        YES ME TOO
        I still tell that story to this day.
        May 18, 2012
    7. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      American Dad is better than Family Guy. Discuss.
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      2. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        EXACTLY. But they both work to the strengths of their design. Family Guy keeps just the right combo of gag and plot (except the one with that fucking STUPID Mick Jagger/David Bowie video), and Dad sticks to the formula of a regular TV show and runs with it.
        May 17, 2012
      3. Enenra
        Enenra
        I don't really watch TV anymore. Anytime I could watch TV I'd rather play MK, Halo, Dead Space... Video games>TV
        May 17, 2012
      4. RTM2004
        RTM2004
        I laugh more watching American Dad than I used to with Family Guy. I can die laughing because of Roger. <3 Alien
        May 17, 2012
    8. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      *Sweep* Hmm, I wonder...*Sweep* Yes! He'll NEVER expect another! *SWEEP* FUCK YEAH B4.
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      2. STB Sgt Reed
        STB Sgt Reed
        HAHA! I actually do that a lot! Works like a charm. XD
        May 17, 2012
      3. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        I do a high-low dance between Cyrax's standing 1 and D3 and just keep going until they do something about it. It can get pretty hysterical, lol.
        May 17, 2012
      4. STB Sgt Reed
        STB Sgt Reed
        Sometimes I'll just machine gun D4 with Sub until they decide to stop crouch blocking it and attack me. lol
        May 17, 2012
    9. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      In dire need of sleep. Let's see what kind of screwjob fucked up dream my brain churns out tonight. Hopefully one involving cookies.
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    10. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Taking a long, well-deserved break after ECT. Gonna have a giant last hurrah & chill until NEC. But I'll still be a TYM regular and MK Box.
    11. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      This would be the part where I bitch about how upsettingly fucking terrible Online is, but what good would it really do?
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      2. DanCock
        DanCock
        k just let me know when to sign on :)
        May 17, 2012
      3. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        Well, now my server won't let me back on >_<. This is not my day...if I can get this thing to work, you'll be the first to know. In the meantime, I'm gonna go be black for a little while...
        May 17, 2012
      4. DanCock
        DanCock
        ok :/ well just let me know
        May 17, 2012
    12. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Someone challenges me to Tag. Tries to infinite me to death. I respond by resetting both his characters into oblivion. MAH DIRT IS DIRTIER.
    13. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      I am a delicious dish.
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    14. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Eh. I'll give him a shot one day. If I can make amends with Lao, I can make amends with Kano. Old knives or not, he's not THAT bad, no.
    15. redeyes
      redeyes
      MR box we need to play offline before ECT
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    16. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Coming to ECT4? ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST THREAD! Trying to gather all the forces and get the hype burning for Morristown. AWWWW YEEEEAH.
    17. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      So Lady Box can't make ECT, which means I'm beat for a room :(. Here's to hoping some kind, caring soul can spare me some floorspace...
    18. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Cell.
      1. NickDaGreek1983
        NickDaGreek1983
        Tony Marquez "Lao" profile pic! EPIC!
        May 16, 2012
      2. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        :D
        May 16, 2012
    19. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Now I suddenly have the urge to find those stupid shards as well. Empire City, here I come...
    20. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Today, I realized how much of a royal pain in the ass Quan Chi can be.
    21. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      I WAS RIGHT. My goddamn TV WAS screwing up my resets. Plug it in in the living room = I get the NJP dirt near every time. Sonofabitch.
      1. RomeoBravoDelta
        RomeoBravoDelta
        CRTs for life.
        May 16, 2012
      2. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        Granted, I'm still gonna stick to the more consistent 123 setup, but that was pissing me off soooo bad. I'm just glad I was right. I need a new setup so damn bad.
        May 16, 2012
    22. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Sleep. It's awesome.
    23. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      If I have to hear afro circus afro circus polka polka dot afro one more time, I'm gonna stab a fucking party clown.
    24. Lt. Box
      Lt. Box
      Watching MK Legacy again because it's fucking boss. I <3 creepy smile Quan and brick shithouse Raiden. Poor Hanzo's family :(.
    25. Tim Static
      Tim Static
      LOL DAT SIG!
      1. Lt. Box
        Lt. Box
        :D Glad you like it. I narrowed down my endless character ADD, and I was like "Wait...I have 7 people I play. This opportunity can't be passed up." I <3 making sigs, I just wish I was more fancy with it.
        May 15, 2012
      2. Tim Static
        Tim Static
        haha sometimes, the simplicity makes it better. good stuff. :)
        May 15, 2012
      3. Squeaker101
        Squeaker101
        I should make a request! :D
        May 15, 2012
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